Not a difficult question to answer, but just wander what any of you say in answer to this to stand out from the usual boring. 'fine thanks and you?' answer that guys normally give..

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I'm assuming you mean texts here:

"Watching some porn. I'm actually typing this with one hand ".

"Robbing a bank in Manhattan , come see me in jail if it goes south"

"Getting an erotic massage. These girls suck. Get it ?:))"

"Fighting a huge dragon. He keeps trying to get out of my pants."

"Well , I just got a text from a cute girl. Hope she's not weird or anything."

Smart girls will react well to these. (ok maybe not the first)

The dragon one got me this jewel:
"Oh,shit.I'll go strap on my epic Jolidon armor and cum help you.Oops,I mean come."
(Jolidon is the European equivalent of Victoria's Secret sexy lengerie"

Oh and uhm,if you ever wanna die in a very painful way do this:

Girl: "What's up ?"
You: "Your weight."

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You could try to come up with a cocky-funny reply as suggested above. If she asks what you're up to or how you are then you should always make out that you have an interesting lifestyle and are always up to something fun, its a Demonstration of Higher Value (DHV) that you have an interesting life. If you don't have an interesting life then create one for yourself by getting out there, and in the mean time make that shit up.

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I've got food, I have fun, I'm here for the sex.

Tell her you just got done working out.

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