If you guys need ideas on how to pass a shit test or two in the future, here's one that I felt so fucking good about. She's a 19 year old black/brown girl, my age, but seems super fucking bitchy/mature from her bio, she is REALLY specific in what she wants in a man (6 ft tall, dominant, etc.). She has a picture of her body, so she's one of those really high in demand girls. I took some of my material from this site, so if you see something you made, props to you buddy! I was doing this just for fun and didn't expect this, but watch..
Me: Hey, so do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Her: Excuse you?
Me: I'm looking for a woman who can cook and pay the bills while I spend all day playing video games, getting drunk, and scratching myself. It helps that you're a chef btw, I like bacon. Keep that in mind.
Her: I have no clue as to what white trash chick you've been with in the past. But that shit don't fly with me. I hope you don't think too hard and wonder as to why your single. Because it's not a hard one
Me: Whoaaa, how'd you know I love trailer trash girls? But I gotta say, I love the antagonistic attitude. Who the hell are YOU, missy.
Her: First off, what makes you think that I would sit around and listen to your misogynistic b.s? Second off, only trash, with low self-esteem would let their man walk know them like a welcome doormat. Third off, I'm the girl just crazy enough; to want to go for coffee with you
Me: Screwww thatt, I'm on a caffeine strike. We're getting some SMOOTHIES. I'm super busy the next few days though, so I'll need to let you know the next time I'm free
Her: Sounds like a great effing plan. Because I hate coffee !
After this we exchange contact info, I have no idea the next time I'm free
Like, what a fucking turnaround. One thing I've learned is to just not take anything a girl says seriously. Whether its pulling away when you lean in for a kiss, refusing to take her shirt off, or treating you like a bitch...it's token resistance, man.
CHAT
