This profile is great! I've used for 1 days, and have gotten a lot of positive responses from the hotter women (HB 9 or 10). I never got that with my old profile!!

Me: Great tits. Are they real or just real expensive?

HB9: You should be glad that we're not in person.... you'd have a handprint across your face.

Me: You should be glad that we're not in person.... you'd have a footprint on your ass after I ninja dodge that slap.
But a gentle and caring chick, yet also a fighter. Sound interesting, are you fun also?

HB9: Yeah I'm gorgeous and I'm fun but I don't show the fun side to people if they refer to my breasts as "tits," and ask if they're real. I'm 23 and a teacher. Obviously they're real. And obviously I'm too good for a guy that would ask.

Getting quite a strong reaction there, I was seriously lmao at this. Anyone wanna give a shot at replying to such response?

Only if you're worth challenging. Tell me three of your best qualities.

Short and make her qualify.

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Just thought I'd mention, tried to set up this profile on match.com and they rejected it haha.

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Thanks for the kind words guys! Amazing! Glad that you are having fun with it, OG and Mo!

Musterion--hilarious that the censors pulled it down!


Purple, your first reply is approaching on comedy genius! Hilarious and I love it. For the record, I think it is probably best to avoid asking a girl if her tits are real in a first message unless it is in the context of making sure that she is classy (even then I'm not sure its a good idea), but maybe this is how you save the interaction? Otherwise you probably steal David D's get out of jail free card and say "Glad you liked it" and plow on.

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Rather than getting numbers or date, I'm just having fun experimenting. It's a good shit test and cocky-funny practicing, consider the amount of shits they're gonna throw at you. I imagine it would be so hard to keep this frame if you do land a date.

This is my highlight of the day. She sent me 2 consecutive messages, I ignored it and later on she invited to me chat, I ignored it. Let's see if she actually cave in and text me her pic.

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Haha love it Purple! Gonna have to set one of these profiles up on POF when I get chance, seems so much fun!

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Yea man, I was laughing so hard when she added "And I'm great in bed". This would be a totally f-close if we set up a date. I'm a bit skeptical about it though, because once she knows how I look like, I need to have even stronger frame to pull it off.

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Lol... you see that line(every position) works in keeping the sexual frame and keeping it less hostile than "are your tits real".

I like the idea of putting up a picture that shows you in the far of distance so the girl can't tell what you really look like.

The tricky part is when they want to see your picture, I feel regardless of how you look, your picture has to convey the same thing as your profile, cocky ladies man.
PICS:
-You partying with girls
-Working out
-Playing a sport

At one point I changed my online profile from standard AFC far to something that, while not nearly as arrogant and blunt as this, did get a similar sort of response (however I did have to message the girls first). "Omigosh you came across as so arrogant..." which, after my replies, would usually turn into a perfectly nice conversation. (And I got a MUCH higher response rate to my messages with my somewhat-arrogant profile than the original AFC one.)

I think it's cat-string theory. Girls love to use online dating for the easy ego boost, so when they come across a guy who doesn't seem to be 'in the bag', they have an urge to win him over.

Less than 10 seconds after setting up the profile and sending a few messages out.


Musterionic
3/24/2012 1:42:03 PM
I want you in every possible position


HeatherJayne88
3/24/2012 1:43:23 PM
Not interested!


Musterionic
3/24/2012 1:44:59 PM
Hey just being honest, I won't apologise for speaking my mind


HeatherJayne88
3/24/2012 1:46:09 PM
Not asking for an apology. Telling you that you have no chance! After reading your profile...you love yourself far too much


Musterionic
3/24/2012 1:48:27 PM
Lol this is too funny, I love this site!

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Hey Must, you broke your frame at the second reply. You said you won't apologize but the first thing you said is "just being honest" providing a reason or explaining yourself.

With the profile frame, you absolutely don't have to explain yourself to anyone. Don't banter back and forth on negative issue, bc it just shows that you play into her little game, lead the convo to positive thing. Add cocky and funny will help.

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Reply with something cocky another example

To late already found a hotter girl peace...

Just thought I'd mention guys, had a girl open me on this profile but like, all friendly lol. 3 messages later I was telling her what I was what I was *ahem* gonna do it her (kept everything in frame well), responded great etc, setting up for potential lay tomorrow lol. Wasn't gonna but my wing made the point of "f*** it, why not eh" haha.

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