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U can achieve anything miss u look so good if your heart is same u can do all and i hope u do best best thing comes to you
This one's a doozy
Now I'm sure you get about 1000 messages a day from strangers and I'm guessing 80% of them are disrespectful, however I can promise I am not like that. I will be nothing but a gentleman to you, you are one of the most gorgeous girls I have ever laid eyes on and I simply had to take a chance and message you, So if you would make me so lucky id really appreciate the chance to get to know a beautiful girl like you, maybe we can go out to dinner or do something else you'd like........or if you are looking at this waiting to get to the end so you can screenshot it, send it to your best friend and laugh about it then by all means don't let me hold you u
His profile summary isn't bad
My perfect date night: I pick you up. When you get in my car you see candles. You go "...isn't that dangerous?" And I go "Yes- but I like danger."
We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside and see my cars on fire.
You go "Your cars on fire! Aren't you upset?" I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, "No. I knew this was gonna happen"
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I'll give it back!! I promise!
Hello there, great pic and profile I would like to get to know more about you please message me back if you are interested, I'm sure you get about a 1,000 messages so I won't be upset ifi if I don't get a response. I actually did read your profile and I really hope you'll give me the pleasure of taking you out.
Kevin
A little conversation:
DUDE
Kssssh. Delta this is Bravo. Come in Delta. Kssssh. Over.
Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 15
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Melissa
Ah just lost the signal...
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
God damn T-Mobile..
Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 16
DUDE
But for real did you see the new 50 shades of grey movie?
Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 16
Melissa
Not yet...is it worth a watch??
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
Kind of a disappointment compared to the book if I do say so
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DUDE
Did you read the book?
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DUDE
Let's to go hogwarts in universal.... I have a mild Harry potter obsession.
Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 16
Melissa
I haven't read the book yet....but I wouldn't be surprised. And shit i am down for that hahaha. Harry Potter all the way...
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
Omg I really need a new friend can we please be friends like now? Lol
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DUDE
I'm thinking about going in May I'll take you if we're friends lol
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DUDE
They were building it last time I was there...I seen it on TV last night and it is literally my dream come true.
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Melissa
We will see if you are worthy of being my friend

. Hahaha, that is awesome though. I wouldn't mind seeing it.
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
Fuck it life's short
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DUDE
Start with your name and I'll see if you're worthy

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Melissa
Melissa duhhh
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
Not duhhhhhh maybe It's your cats name or something lol
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DUDE
I'm Mark. Have you ever been to Universal or Disney? They're my two favorite places in the world

Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 16
Melissa
Reallly, I haven't been to either sadly...
Sent on Feb 18
DUDE
Holy shit that is pretty sad well I know where we're going first
Sent from the OkCupid app Feb 19
DUDE
So I guess we're not going to Disney anymore? ;(
This guy has to be PUA, I am going to test it out
You intrigued me with your smile, although it is kinda mischievous and says "I'm sweet but I know I can get away with things". You almost lost me with your impeccable spelling and use of grammar :p. You also drew me back in with active lifestyle, appreciation for intelligence and B.S calling abilities. I had to see if there was more to you than what meets the eye.
What's the best adventure you've been on in the last 6 months?
Hi I'm Miles
Sent on Feb 18
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DUDE
I sent you a message before and you didn't respond. I'm sure it wasn't anything personal; you probably get a million messages and things get lost in the shuffle.
My friend was looking over my shoulder and told me if I didn't message you again that she would. She's straight, so you don't have to worry about that. She knows me better than most people; she also thought your profile was intriguing and saw why we might get along. I figured it couldn't hurt to take mom's advice for once
What are you most excited for in 2015?
- Miles
Sent on Feb 22
DUDE
I sent you a couple of messages and you didn't respond... no worries. I'm really big on growing and learning in everything I do.
I was hoping you'd tell me why you decided not to message me back.
I'm guessing it's 1 of 3 things. If you could simply just reply with A, B, C or D that would be a huge help.
A. Messages weren't interesting
B. Photos weren't intriguing
C. Didn’t feel we had much in common
D. Something else
If you feel up for it you can elaborate. You won't hurt my feelings, so the more blunt the better! I know we've never met but I honestly appreciate it.
- Miles
P.S. This isn't a trick to get you to message me; I'm not going to debate your answer, just looking for honest feedback
And this guys true colors come out!
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories! You will always have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-hubby,
Dan
P.S.
You can keep the dog and Spice Girls CDs, and I will keep the house in Hawaii and the pink Ferrari =)
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Sent on Feb 15
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Melissa
This message seems familiar....
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
haha you are too adorkable… haha I don’t think we could ever reconcile the divorce – we are just too similar... we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more, then sex, fight, sex, fight… too much drama and intense feelings for me!
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
well at least you did something with the copy and paste method....
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
Well, I suppose it is worth the effort to try again and I do want to be together... and the sex was amazing (when you were able to handle it)! I’ll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose the pool boy's number. I mean, come on, he had a peg leg and no eyelashes…
Speaking of numbers… I’m sorry; I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don’t you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it’ll be fun, exciting, and full of adventure!
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
if only you were original...if only..
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
do you go to UB?
Sent on Feb 16
MELISSA
oh are you done with that whole thing up there ^?
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
give me something original
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
you dont know if you go to UB?
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
not answering until you give me an original opening message....up to you
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
So, I was thinking about robbing a bank, then fleeing down to the ocean, driving into the water in a really dramatic way and faking my own death.... are you in? Don't worry, scuba tanks are in the trunk.
By the way, you may need to drive though, and you should probably bring some sandwiches, no egg salad though, it smells like farts.
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
Dude...I have heard this one too....
Sent on Feb 16
Melissa
Just off the top of your head ....get creative...
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
k bye
Sent on Feb 16
DUDE
It was my birthday yesterday......
When are we finally hanging out?

Sent on Mar 2
Melissa
I thought we established this ...
Sent on Mar 3
DUDE
no
Sent on Mar 4
DUDE
Hey whats up what are you up to today?