| I went out tonight with Tavern as my wing. It was his first sarge and my second. We walk in the place with the strategy of just meeting everyone. Opening guy sets to warm up and any girl that was there. It was this girls b-day party (HB8) and I decided early on to make her a target. I gave her a hug as soon as I walked in and lifted her off the ground (really good kino escalation). I then didn't give her a chance to say anything and just went on to meet my friends and say hi to any random people I didn't know. Tavern and I decided we could draw some attention if we played beer pong, so we got in on it as soon as we could. When we were playing, I noted a few IOI's coming from other potentials. On one made shot I sunk, looked over to a girl, smiled and said "Hell yeah!" She looked me up and down. I talked to her later and it could get somewhere in the future, but I wanted to close on b-day girl. She came over and started flirting. I told her that she had to watch out because she was going to mess up my form (Neg). She then bumped into me and spilled her drink and ran off. Her friend then came over and said that I made b-day girl spill her drink, which was bullshit.
B-day girl then came over and I said: "So what is this I hear about me spilling your hypnotic?" She smilled. I said "Don't blame your CLUMSINESS on me!" Then I sunk my next beer pong shot and started dancing like Michael Jackson and grabbing my crotch to make a scene. I don't know if she was there for the dancing but it made me stand out which was my goal. Tavern and I eventually got beat and went back to the keg where, low and behold, the b-day girl was hanging out. The 3 of us decided to go out back and check out the fire pit and see if we could get it going. Unfortunately it was broken but we chilled out there for a few minutes.
I took this opportunity to run my "Used to date a bisexual routine" which she thought was hilarious. Tavern noticed I was running a routine we had discussed earlier so, he quietly bounced. I kino escalated with 3 high fives and then said we should go back into her party. (This was in the span of about 1-2 minutes). I led the way and she looked at me and said, "Fra Diavlo, you're my favorite person at [Major div. 1 University]! I said "Aw! Come here birthday girl!" She came in to give me a hug and I lifted her off the ground. She wrapped her legs around me and started making out with me. I then stopped and looked at her and smiled, and said "Let's get back to your party." She laughed and said: "Don't tell anyone!" We walked back into the party with big ass grins on our faces.
But thats not all:
The cops later came, and I walked through the party and grabbed her and whispered "Cops, lets bounce." (I'm 20 and she's 19). We took a walk down the street and tried to comfort her because she was straight trashed at this point and very distraught over her party being ruined. From here like any bad-ass wing, Tavern swooped in and saved the day in his truck. We then went and picked up her friend and got some pizza. We wanted to try the instant date, but the girl was too wasted. We just wanted to build our legend by being the guys that saved the day, so we got a pizza and enjoyed it in the car on the way to where the girls lived. We dropped them off and Tavern looked at me and said: "Good God, what a night."
How should I go about gaming the b-day girl again?
(I barely ran 1 routine on her)
~Fra Diavlo
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