Im still at the age where occasionally I get asked for ID when buying alcohol at bars/night clubs.

Any ideas for a cocky/funny response I could use when a hot babe at the bar asks me this questions, instead of just getting my driving licence out & saying here you are.

The only one on my mind is
"Yeah as long as you promise not to laugh at the photo"

i'm in the same situation lol. well i'm actually 17 but shhhhhh. i usually say ''y do i look to ggod for it to be real?''

but use what u feel comfortable with

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newbie how old r u? if you're above 18 you could make a C&F joke about her liking baby-face kinda guys..cant think of one now but will post one soon..

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"All right, here's my ID. Don't bother trying to stalk me, though, because that address is old."

After she looks at yours say, "Okay, now I'M going to need to see some ID. I don't trust you. Yep, just what I thought. Fake. Dammit, now I have to go somewhere else to get my drinks. Thanks a lot!" Do this playfully of course.

I don't know why you'd run into this, try going to a club or bar where they check I.D.s at the door, then you won't have to deal with it at all.

Or...some ideas I can kick up real quick

- "It's a shame you're like 30 (or whatever an appropriate number would be to get a reaction out of her), or I'd ask you out"

- Hand it to her, "Damn I look so good don't I?"


There are tons of things you can do in this situation. You don't even need a cocky-funny response. I mean, who said that looking young was a bad thing? You could always just smile, and talk to her without showing the wit power. Not every situation deserves or needs a cocky-funny remark. Using them all the time makes me think that the person who is so depending on these "zingers" to make him/herself look good all the time isn't very confident in and of themselves. I don't know that's just me.

Be well.