OOOooohh man, I almost had my first SNL. It was on and we both agreed that we would fuck each others brain till it hurt. This woman who is 12 years my elder was all over me and I loved it. Too bad her friend....man my balls still hurt.
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We get on the patio and we shoot the shit for a bit. I see this 2set 20ft away from me and I lock eyes with one woman. I can tell she is not my age so I don't bother to walk over to open that set. Then they walk over and stand behind me (proximity). Hmmm, they wanted to be approached....FINE!
SS: Wooohooo, guys, real quick...how gay do I look tonight?
HbBlonde: You look metro, not gay.
HbCareer: Yeah you look fine.
SS: Thanks. This guy came up to me and said I was cute, so I said thanks dude, and....he grabbed my ass! Then winked at me and I was like....WTF?!
Set: [laughs]
SS: I have to get outta here, but do you always wear that ring on that finger? [at HbBlonde]
The ring routine follows.
At this point I decide that HbCareer is my target. She is actually better looking than I thought when we locked eyes from a distant. Kong comes in (he would be my main wing for the night) and he occupies the blonde girl.
My main goal for the night was to false DQ myself and have some push/pulls in set. I never do them. I never false DQ myself because I had this mindset that I would go indirect and just show that I'm an interesting person. That way, they'll be attracted. But I knew and I could see that they still thought that I was hitting on them so it was usually a hit or miss for me. And push/pulls are so money, because I know D is a grandmaster in push/pulls and gets great results from it.
So I start incorporating them.
SS (to blonde): I like your friend, she is really sexy....too bad she's not my type.
HbCareer: WHAT?! What do you mean I'm not your type?
SS: Look, you're really nice and all...but you're just too nice for me. When we are together we would always argue and I would always win. What's the fun in that!
HbCareer: No no....[qualifying herself]
They are great stock lines and I'll continue to use them for a while. Eventually I want to come up with them on the fly. I saw lots of windows of escalation. She talked about how she prefers asians. We talk some more about our fashion and then she tells her friend "You know...I like dating young asians". DING DONG! Time for escalation so I isolate her while kong wings me.
We continue vibing and I get attraction. Then, the intelligent woman she is, starts to do the same things to me, those damn push/pulls.
HbCareer: You know what....
SS: What?
HbCareer: You and I would be really good friends. We should hang out and I'll introduce you to my friends. I know someone who is really suited for you. So tell me, what is your type?
SS: Well, I like all types of girls.
HbCareer: You're so lucky. I know someone who just fits your description. She's 22, more your age, and.....
At this point I feel attracted to her, it's intense. Man, now I realize how powerful this stuff is.
HbCareer: I think you're cute. I should adopt you as my little son...because that's what all hollywood people do now.
FUCK! I love her, she is playing me and I feel it. She is good.
SS: No no, I think you're adorable. I'm gonna adopt you as my little sister. We're gonna climb trees and drink kool aid [cajun]
(That line is so money, but I need to come up with my own soon. I heard it too much now ;P)
HbCareer: Nah ah, I'm older than you son. I'm your mommie and you have to listen to me.
We have a little frame battle but I win eventually. She is tough, but I can feel it's on, even though the verbals exchanged told me otherwise. I start grounding and we share our childhood stories. Then I start running a sexual and non-judgmental frame and she eats it.
What I've been trying to use lately is a phrase that "I can't believe I met this person at a club" and do like a false exit. I pretend to leave her. It's what El Topo told me, just before some more grounding and leading her out of state, pretend you leave her and start a new story. It stirrs this fear of loss in her. It's money.
SS: You're really interesting. Like, I can't believe that I met you at a club. I don't meet people like you here. This has been amazing meeting you. I mean I really don't meet people like this. [pretend to leave]
[start new comfort story]
I start using Future's k-close routine (for the first time) to build up some tension.
SS: Come here, you're cute and have you ever heard of the virtual kiss?
HbCareer: No...
SS: We're gonna go forehead to forehead and touch each other's noses, but we can't kiss each other. We have to pinky swear on that!
[we pinky swear]
[lock foreheads and noses]
SS: You can't kiss me! You can't kiss me! Ohhh, don't come closer! You can't kiss me!
This is a nice k-close routine to build up some tension. Deelucks comes and we do the little photo routine.
Deelucks: Hey guys, you guys look great together. Let me take a quick picture of you guys.
[we pose]
Deelucks: No come on, it has to be sexy.
Ok so at this point I pull her face to me and we lock lips.
She didn't resist so I guessed that the next time I do the virtual kiss she would go for it. And she did!
[while sensually kissing]
SS: Okay honey, [push her off], that's all you get for tonight.
HbCareer: [looks stunned but wants more and comes back]
SS: We're gonna save the rest for later.
HbCareer: No...[she starts sucking my neck and then leaves]
I liked the sucking, but then she left with her friend. Man, she is good. It sent me mixed signals and I could feel the fear of loss. I wanted her and she wanted me.
I run some more sets and wing some people, but deep down I felt the attraction I had for this woman who has her life put together. I would see her friend, HbBlonde, and I win her over. We're totally cool with each other and enjoy each other's company.
I see HbCareer with another dude and we noticed each other. She keeps talking to me but I can tell she doesn't it. They exchange numbers in front me and I try not to get jealous...but I did at first. But then her friend me told she didn't like him and that she was actually tired of him following her. What a relief... Then I came up to merge sets to make her jealous to amp up the attraction. I found this drunk one-set and we walked in prom style around.
SS (to HbCareer): Hey mommie, this is my new buddy.
HbCareer: Who is she?
SS: We are like bff's, she is crazy but I like her.
You should have seen the look on her face, it was money. Then I steal HbCareer from the Bill Gates look-alike and I run some more comfort routines. Eventually we went dancing and I escalated kino. I yanked her to the bar and leaned back. She starts to grab my balls and it fucking hurt!
HbCareer: I want you so bad.
SS: [looking like "I want you too"]
HbCareer: [goes in for the kiss but I turn my cheeck. She starts sucking my neck]
SS: We'll save it for later.
HbCareer: [continues sucking my neck and I'm sure she feels my boner now]
SS: Come here [heavy makeout]
We were like one of the few at the bar so everyone could see us in action. I didn't care. I liked the sucking, it's so hot. She starts grabbing my dick again and getting her hand under my shirt. Out of nowhere she twists my nipple!
SS: WTF was that!
HbCareer: [going in for the makeout]
HbCareer: I want you so bad, it's sick.
SS: I want you too. If these people weren't here I would fuck you so hard from behind. You wouldn't be able to walk the next day.
[makeout]
At this point I realized sinn's ass cup of destiny. I tried to get my hands in her pants, but they were fucking tight! I couldn't get in...hahaha!
We dance some more and I started rubbing her titties. She pushed my hands under her shirt and bra, so I could feel everything.
Then go back to the bar. Now she wants to see if I can handle her.
HbCareer: I want you so bad, but you can't handle me.
SS: Fuck you...I'm the dominant one here.
HbCareer: No, you can't handle me.
I grabbed the roots of her hair, pulled it down, and started licking from her chest up to her mouth and go for the makeout. She loved it and so did I.
Then she was telling me how she wanted a threesome! "OMG, my first lay from a cold approach could be a threesome! Awesome!" was going through my mind. The thing is, the other girl would be her blonde friend. I wasn't into her, but I would do it anyway just for the threesome. But she was 100% sober and I made her my 'buddy' earlier, so that threesome would be hard to pull off I guess. Anyway, fucking her would be great too! =)
We did some more dirty talking and I took her to a more dark spot in the club. I did the badboy k-close kino routine (it's very dominant) and makeout ensured. She lowered her shirt and bra. I could see her nice titties and I start sucking her nipples. We both are so turned on that we both want to leave the club and get it on.
The thing is, she would never leave without her friend. Even though she was buzzed she is very loyal to her friend. I tried to get her out and take her to an ally or whatever, but no avail. We find her friend and we leave the club. I remember sinn telling that as soon you leave the club, don't talk logic shit! It will ruin her BT. So when we walked out we started singing songs for a long time. I avoided talking at all times and just kept singing. It worked.
We get to her car and her friend drives. I start making out with HbCareer and started fingering her in the backseat. Then HbBlonde interrupts.
HbBlonde: Where is your car? I'll drop you off there.
SS: Oh no, I carpooled. HbCareer wanted to show me her asian decorations and so we're heading off to her place.
HbBlonde: Sorry buddy, but not tonight.
I keep plowing and trying to convince her to keep driving home. Then the girls were talking about a 'Tim' and then I found out he is staying at HbCareer's place. Hmmm... FUCK! I plow plow plow. I want to get laid! Plow plow plow. But no use, so she dropped me off at my buds place.
So yeah, I almost got it. But almost is not enough. What was interesting was that she kept telling me "but you said that I wasn't your type". Hmm interesting, somehow it got stuck in her head. Is that push/pull + false DQ really that good?
Now the follow up. I have her number and her friend's number. I texted the friend the same night with "I hope you guys got home safe. Talk to you guys soon!" and she replied with "Ya we did. Thanks"
I'm going to call both of them (next day, which is today as I write this FR) and I just hope that HbCareer doesn't have some remorse.
If anyone has some tips to handle such a situation where one girl drives the other home, it would be much appreciated. My first thought that a wing would need to have HbBlonde attracted. But spit your thoughts here!
My balls still hurt, she grabbed them a lot and all that sexual tension just gave me blue balls. It was a great night either way 
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