GREEN EGGS AND GOING HAM

Written by THE HARD BALLPLAYER

That Hard Ballplayer.

That Hard Ballplayer.

I do not like

that Hard Ballplayer.

Do you wanna be a pussy slayer?

I would not like that,

Hard Ballplayer.

I don’t wanna be

a pussy slayer.

Would you like to

here or there?

I would not like to

here or there.

I would not like to

anywhere.

I don’t wanna be

a pussy slayer.

I would not like to,

Hard Ballplayer.

Do you wanna have lots of sex?

Cashin’ checks and breakin’ necks?

I don’t wanna have lots of sex,

or cashing checks, or breaking necks.

I would not like to

here or there.

I would not like to

anywhere.

I don’t wanna be a pussy slayer.

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

Would you like to

find a chick?

Would you like her to

suck your dick?

Not with a chick,

and not sucking my dick.

No cashing checks,

or lots of sex.

I would not wanna, here or there.

I would not wanna, anywhere.

I would not be a pussy slayer.

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

Would you? Could you?

In your car?

There’s so many girls.

Here they are!

I would not,

could not,

in my car.

You may like it.

You will see.

You may like them

on their knees!

I would not like them on their knees.

Not in my car, you let me be.

Not with a chick,

and not sucking my dick.

No cashing checks,

or lots of sex.

I would not wanna, here or there.

I would not wanna, anywhere.

I would not be a pussy slayer.

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

Some tits! Some tits!

Some tits! Some tits!

Could you, would you,

play with some tits?

I don’t wanna see tits, or girls on their knees,

or in my car. Player, let me be!

I would not, could not, with a chick.

I would not, let her suck my dick.

No cashing checks,

or lots of sex.

I would not wanna, here or there.

I would not wanna, anywhere.

I would not be a pussy slayer.

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

Say!

Your money!

What about your money?

You waste it on girls and they think it is funny.

I’ll spend it how I want and they think that I’M funny

Would you, could you,

find a girl who submits?

I would not, could not, find a girl who submits.

I like spending money, I don’t wanna see tits.

No girls in my car. No girls on their knees.

I would not like that, player, you see.

No cashing checks,

and no super hot chicks.

I don’t want tons of sex,

or girls sucking my dick.

I would not like that here or there.

I would not like that anywhere.

You don’t wanna be a pussy slayer?

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

Could you, would you,

make her drive?

I would not, could not,

make her drive.

And make her panties come off as soon as she arrived?

Her panties would stay on ever since she arrived.

Because I’m a good man, who did not make her drive.

I would not, could not, find a girl who submits.

And send me pictures, when I ask, of her beautiful tits.

No girls in my car, or girls on their knees.

I would not like that. Player, you see.

I have no money, or girls on their knees,

and I’m happy that way. Player, you see.

I don’t wanna have lots of sex,

or cashing checks, or breaking necks.

I would not like to find a chick.

I would not like her to suck my dick.

I would not like that here or there.

I would not like that ANYWHERE!

I don’t wanna be a pussy slayer.

I just don’t wanna, Hard Ballplayer.

You say you would not like it.

So you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may, I say.

Hard Ballplayer!

If you will let me be,

I will try it.

You will see.

Say!

I like being a pussy slayer!

I do! I like it, Hard Ballplayer!

I’m a busy man, so I’ll make her drive.

And OFF with her panties, the second she arrives.

And I’ll look and I’ll wait for a girl who submits.

Who doesn’t waste my money, and shows me her tits.

And fucks in my car, and begs on her knees.

And I’ll be so happy, so happy, you see!

And I’ll find many more chicks.

And they’ll all suck my dick.

And I’ll cash tons of checks.

And have tons of sex.

And I will do it here and there.

Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like being

a pussy slayer.

Thank you!

Thank you!

The Hardball Player!

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I trust a lot of people at this forum because they are normal and write directly to the point, help other people, u should learn from them, internet hero.

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