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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:51 am 
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What a fucking hoe.

What kind of chick comes on here and threatens us?
I got her to come to our site with no fingers,
imagine what we could do with 1.

I could have her eating birdseed out of my hand
in five minutes.

The beauty about being a Pick up Artist
is that when you approach a girl, she no longer has awareness
perspective. Girls want value, entertainment, emotional connections.
if you're giving her all of these after you've phase shifted from the set, then her eyes glaze over, she is oblivious. You can't stop it.

My final words to the chick who posted above me...........

"You can't stop the rain bitch"

We are the rain.

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What a fucking hoe.

What kind of chick comes on here and threatens us?
I got her to come to our site with no fingers,
imagine what we could do with 1.

I could have her eating birdseed out of my hand
in five minutes.

The beauty about being a Pick up Artist
is that when you approach a girl, she no longer has awareness
perspective. Girls want value, entertainment, emotional connections.
if you're giving her all of these after you've phase shifted from the set, then her eyes glaze over, she is oblivious. You can't stop it.

My final words to the chick who posted above me...........

"You can't stop the rain bitch"

We are the rain.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:23 am 
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Been using this a bunch lately, i cant beleave how well it works.

I walk up to a group, sit with them or stand at their table and say "FROZEN TURKEY!". They ALWAYS laugh. Then i tell a story about how i had this turkey dinner at this resturant and the bottom layer of turkey on my plate was frozen and i ate it and my friends all say that to me now to piss me off.

Goes to show any opener will work, just make it something non-motive and use good body language!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:08 am 
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I've used this for like 3 weeks now and it has worked very well. Sounds lame but works well. I've got a foul mouth but that's the kind of woman I'm trying to pick-up

"So why the hell is Europe a continent?"

Then I go into a whole bit about, What, just because they decide they want to be a continent they get to be? Why the hell don't we just split North America in two and blah blah blah

Great opener. Cause people have all kinds of reasons but no real answer. By the time they're done explaining their theory you've been there for two minutes. I rarely use a time constraint with it either.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:16 pm 
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SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch)
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean, she's a sexy bitch and he's a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.
You can also change this into a Family Guy opener, just switch Marge with Lois and Homer with Peter.

I'll probably try both.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:10 am 
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one opener i like to use at a club is

Hey y arnt u up there rippin up the podium? if u want i could show u how
- then lightly grab her hand, walk over to the podium and start dancin

i used it on the weekend just passed, worked 7 out of the 10 times i tryed it,

1 MAJOR TIP id sugest every1 learns is the coin trick with there fingers (normally done by people playing poker) u know, the 1 where u flip the coin on over your fingers, OMG it is the best thing you will ever learn

when im sittin in a cafe and im ordering a drink, 90% if i do it and a female waiter is serving she goes "OMG thats so cool, how do u do that" i either reply "*give her a sly smile* well my fingers are very talented, they can do alot more" THATS IF you want to get right into it hahah, but i normally go "with alot of skill, come have a seat and ill teah you, free of charge *sly smirk*" then hand her the coin...

its AWSOME, and its not that hard to learn..


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:45 pm 
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As I was on my to my internship I was reading a book, not just any book, I was reading the Game. I was like about half way and every when I finish a chapter I feel more and more secure and ready to approach a girl according to Style’s technique.A nyways, I was sitting in the train reading. About after a couple of stops a girl entered the train. She sat on the bench next to me. At first I didn’t think much but when I took another look she looked like a 7 going 8 .. I had to try out a routine. I kinda thought this routine up but I bet is has been in the game for a while.. I call it “Accessory Approach”. The whole point is to approach a girl and ask e.g. “Hey cool shoes, where did you get them?”… She will obviously respond politely and say something like HB:”At Foot locker”. . At this point you should say something like “They look really cool on you , I was wanting to get shoes like that for my sister”.. At this point you qualified her..The you say things “like they look good on you , I think I’ll get them for my sister as well”…From this point on you could to the I need help routine. .”I’m not familiar with the shops around here ,I’m so afraid I'll end up buying the wrong shoes”. She laughs (most of them do) .She’ll explain where you should go an so forth..Then you should try qualifying your self somehow..But the whole point is that the opener works great..and they don’t see you coming..It’s like flying under the raider .. :P


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:59 pm 
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exscuse me can i ask you a quick question its been plaguing me and my mates all night and it can only be decided by women, ok so whats better when a girl calls a guy cute or hot? hb response - blah blah blah. ok and what about spunky hb - laughs blah blah blah so cute is better than spunky damn the reaosn i ask is a girl came upto me and said she liked me becuase i was spunky and left without explaining herself and for the rest of the night ive been trying to convince my friends the spunky was actually girl code for unbeliavably gorgeous handsome person.

i think this is good because its playful and i normally get a response of your not spunky your hot, you can then turn it into a game by saying okay if im hot which one of my mates is cute and which is the spunky one and then you can flip it on the set by naming one as the cute, one as the hot and neg the target saying 'yea shes got spunk written all over her' ha!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:06 pm 
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this one is crazy and i have no idea how it worked but one of my friends last weekend was out and he was telling me he picked up a girl by just going upto her and saying 'your hairs like a cheese burger' so i thought what the hell there was a hb8 stood right in front of me so i tapped her on the shoulder and just said 'im sorry but can i just say that you have hair like a cheese burger' she immediately turned around puzzled paused for a couple of seconds to try and figure out what i said and then was like 'what!?' i had the biggest smile on my face and just played it cool saying 'yea your hair its just like a cheese burger' a minute later i k-closed.

i have no idea how this worked but i guess it proves that an opener just has to get their attention once youve done that its all down to game ha!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:35 pm 
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As I was on my to my internship I was reading a book, not just any book, I was reading the Game. I was like about half way and every when I finish a chapter I feel more and more secure and ready to approach a girl according to Style’s technique.A nyways, I was sitting in the train reading. About after a couple of stops a girl entered the train. She sat on the bench next to me. At first I didn’t think much but when I took another look she looked like a 7 going 8 .. I had to try out a routine. I kinda thought this routine up but I bet is has been in the game for a while.. I call it “Accessory Approach”. The whole point is to approach a girl and ask e.g. “Hey cool shoes, where did you get them?”… She will obviously respond politely and say something like HB:”At Foot locker”. . At this point you should say something like “They look really cool on you , I was wanting to get shoes like that for my sister”.. At this point you qualified her..The you say things “like they look good on you , I think I’ll get them for my sister as well”…From this point on you could to the I need help routine. .”I’m not familiar with the shops around here ,I’m so afraid I'll end up buying the wrong shoes”. She laughs (most of them do) .She’ll explain where you should go an so forth..Then you should try qualifying your self somehow..But the whole point is that the opener works great..and they don’t see you coming..It’s like flying under the raider .. :P


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You have a long way bro...
But you're on a right path

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:47 am 
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Tried this one a few times, need a willing wingman though...

stop a group of women and say the usual, hey can you help us, I need a womans perspective on this...

then go into "alrite so my friend bill (wingman) here just broke up with his girlfriend and hes not feeling the most confident around the ladies lately cos she broke his heart, you women are terrible for that... anyway he hasnt been involved with other women in aggges, hes like a brother to me so I'm obviously trying to help him out, we need your help though ok?

HB (confused) eh ok...

Cool, right I've supplied him with all my best pick-up lines but he cant pick which one to use... so, should he go up to a classy lady such as yourself and use my personal favourite...

*put on cheesy playa voice* "hey baby... how much does a polar bear weight?" (laughs at how ridiculously cheesy this line is, "i dunno")

*playa voice* "neither do I, but its just enough to break the ice" (laughs at crap punchline)

or this line *playa voice* "hey baby, you know something, if they put you on the menu in mcdonalds theyd have to call you (super-playa voice, pause for effect) "the McGorgeous"...

Then wait for a response... usually "em (laughs) neither"... [If they do pick and they say the first one then say, See [wingman] I told you I was right, this is why women flock to me... (say it jokingly not seriously)... if they pick they second then tease them about their bad taste in pick up lines...]

if they do say neither then go on with "well what line should he use?"... they normally cant think of a response so just tease them about how bad they would be at picking up women if they were guys at a bar and go on from there


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:11 pm 
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I am all about finding a great opener and using it to death.

Here is my most recent:

Walk past a group and say "have you ever heard of a girl bringing a guy flowers on a date before"?

It ilicits quite a varied response which allows for interaction.

Ground it with this: "The reason I ask is because I (or my friend) went on a date last night and the girl [/i] brought me (him) flowers"

Then say you think it breaks decorum but your friends say that she is crazy and you were looking for backup.

Be prepared for lots of questions so have your details (location of date, first date vs. second date etc). because they always ask.

Advantages: Opinion opener, intriguing story, raises issues of modern dating, can involve men in the set easily.

This is my opener du jour so as long as you don't go using it in West Lafayette, Indiana consider it yours.

Enjoy and good luck.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:17 am 
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You have a long way bro...
But you're on a right path[/quote]

Yeah i know, Im doing a lot of research..But i've been sarging almost every day..And this weekend i got my first number and kiss close and a Date..I wasn't really planning on the date ..BUt is cool.. I'm gonna try and be cool and not ask any typical boring questions..And i'm going to try and keep the date as cheap as possible :)


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You have a long way bro...
But you're on a right path
Yeah i know, Im doing a lot of research..But i've been sarging almost every day..And this weekend i got my first number and kiss close and a Date..I wasn't really planning on the date ..BUt is cool.. I'm gonna try and be cool and not ask any typical boring questions..And i'm going to try and keep the date as cheap as possible :)[/quote]

That's awesome, good progress bro. Keep it up. Look up some D2 info before you go.

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Whats a good approach for a HB with a group of average women when they are all dancing in that weird circle thing that women do?

this is one of the areas i need to imporve on.


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