Blast Past Every Shit Test

Any guy that has ever hit on a woman has shit test thrown his way. It is an inevitable part of dealing with women and if you want the most attractive women or “high quality” women you must master passing shit test.
Whether women admit it or not they are attracted to men who are better than them aka high status man. When I say high status men you may be thinking of guys who are rich and famous which of course women are attracted to.
However if you aren’t rich and famous you can still attract beautiful women by having high status BEHAVIOR! A major high status behavior is not only being able to pass test but also being unfazed and indifferent to them. I’m going to show you how to do both but first let’s get into the 3 reasons why women test.
3 Reasons Why Women Test
1. Screen. Attractive women get hit on so much that they have to screen out the beta males from the alpha males. They simply can’t give every guy they meet the time of day. Truth be told for some women even when you pass all their test she may have so many options that she still rejects you.
However for most women when you pass their test that sparks attraction and interest because it is an honest signal. A signal that you are an alpha male and that you aren’t going to cave in when she gives you shit.


2. Because they like you. After you pass a few initial test a woman will throw test at you here and there throughout the conversation because she likes you and wants to make sure you are the real deal.

These test will be a little more playful and not as harsh as her initial ones. If a woman is giving you no test at all that means that she probably isn’t interested at all.

3. Because they are a bitch. Despite with beta guys think there are women who are terrible human beings. Really it has nothing to do with you. When someone is truly happy and likes themselves they are never mean to you for no reason.

Believe it or not just because a woman is beautiful doesn’t mean she has high self-esteem. Some beautiful women actually don’t like themselves. So when you pass a woman tests and she continues to give you harsh test that says a lot about her character.

When a woman does this it usually means that she is going to continue to be a pain in the ass and she isn’t worth it. Trust me when I say that I learned this lesson the hard way. If a woman does this it is a big red flag and it is best to get away from that bitch FAST!
Testing And Frame Control
Frame control and testing goes hand and hand. When a woman shit test you she is testing your frame to see if she can easily rattle you and control the frame of the interaction

Remember this, women like men who are better than them so when she controls the frame you are done! One of two things happens when a woman controls the frame.

She loses interest immediately and puts you as a beta in her mind which means you aren’t a sexual option for her. If she doesn’t lose interest immediately and decides to still give you a chance she will own you and make your life a living hell. I guarantee it.
3 Ways To Pass Shit Test
1. Humor. When you use humor to overcome a shit test it shows that you don’t take her shit test serious. Also you take the frame of the interaction into your hand especially if she laughs.

2. Call it out. Calling women out on their shit in a non-confrontational manner is a way to cut through the bullshit and it can raise attraction also. The reason being is that attractive women are not use to guys calling them out on their bad behavior.

Most of the time when you call them out it will spark attraction but of course some women will get pissed because you are disrupting their reality of being able to run over most men.

3. Ignore. Sometimes women say or do certain stuff in which at times it’s best to just ignore. When you ignore them it shows that you are unfazed by what they are doing which of course sparks attraction for me. Remember women can be like kids at times in the sense that they NEED and WANT attention. Once you take that away from them you are taking away their validation.

Bonus Way To Pass Shit Test
Set boundaries. Telling women NO is a huge way to not only pass her shit test and turn her on but she will respect you. Attractive women rarely hear NO from men because they want to fuck them. Setting boundaries with women shows them they you have a true abundance and don’t care rather you “lose” them or not and that is very attractive to women

Common Shit Test
I’m going to give you the most common shit test from my 10 years of experience in the game that come up over and over again.

1. I bet you say that to all the girls.
a) -Humor. Yep, you are the 1,199 girl I have said that to.
b) – Call it out. I bet you say that to all the guys who you think say that to all the girls.
c) - Ignore. Lol, so anyway…

2. I’m lesbian or We’re lesbian.
a) Humor. I’m/We’re gay too I/we just wanted to say hello to our fellow gays. We have to keep the LGBT community tight.
b) Call it out. I’m sure that works on a lot of guys but not me.
c) Ignore. Cool, so I was saying….

3. I have a boyfriend.
a) Humor. Nobody is perfect.
b) Call it out. I don’t believe you but if you do then I’m willing to fight for your love. Tell your boyfriend to meet me in the ring with boxing gloves.
c) Ignore. Good for you.


4. I don’t give out my number.
a) Humor. Don’t worry I will give it back to you.
b) Call it out. Bullshit, if you except me to believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I want to sell you.
c) Ignore. That’s cute.

Shit Test Tools
1. Cool comebacks. Every time a woman says something that throws you off write it down in your cell phone and when you get home write down three funny responses you could have said. This will keep you sharp and eventually nothing will throw you off.
2. Improv Comedy. This is a very important tool. I truly believe that if you don’t take beginning and intermediate improv classes your game will suffer. Having the ability to improvise is so key to overcoming shit test.
There will basically be no women who will be able to stomp you or throw you off if you develop improv skills. A lot of the cool comebacks I come up with infield are made up on the spot. That is all thanks to my improv comedy skills. Go out and take a class immediately you will not regret it.

Recommended Reading
• Survival Of The Shit Test
• 7 Easy Ways to Say No To Difficult People
• The Way Of The Superior Man
• https://illimitablemen.com/2014/12/14/t ... yclopedia/

Here is a link to a video of RSD Todd Pulling A Girl Who Was Giving him Shit Test in which the girl later admits she did ON PURPOSE TO SCREEN GUYS OUT.He has been in the game 15 plus years and is a professional dating coach for the largest dating company in the world. For those of you who don't believe shit test are real LOL. https://youtu.be/LrbbE8iH57k

If you need help with mastering your conversation or texting with women I have free guides that I am SPAM. Send me a PM. Wishing you much success with women.

More recommended reading: The topic of shit tests

I know you put in a lot of hard work on this post, OP, but this topic is a waste of time and puts focus somewhere that it doesn't need to be. If you find yourself in the position of being shit tested, then you're doing something wrong or you're over thinking the situation.

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its good post jack. you cant control a woman's insecurity and thts one of the places these tests come from, thus the post is not a waste

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I would try to explain it to you but we both know that you will deny that I'm right, then you'll say you understand and that I'm right, and then you'll go to a new post and go back to your old thinking.

I wouldn't expect you to understand why shit tests happen either way. Remember, you're the guy that wrote the post on how girls keep falling for your lies. You are the textbook example of a guy that would experience shit tests.

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please edify us

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I already have. Use the search function and there are a lot of posts where I speak about shit tests and go into a deeper explanation of why they are the man's fault when they happen and not the woman. However, a good start would be by reading R.C's post that I've already linked to this thread. I'm just not going to go into a back and forth with you because your thinking is stuck in neutral.

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I'll check out the link. thank you

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i checked the archives and saw no post started by you about shit test

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Never worry bout what I do
I'd be coming home back to you
Every night, doin' you right

I never said that I've started a post. I just speak out when someone brings up the myth of shit tests.

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You're wrong. I have been in the game 10 years bro and currently approach 50 plus women a week. Shit test doesn't mean your doing something wrong or over thinking the situation at all. They are a natural part of seduction and a screening process for women. LMR is a FORM of a shit test, is LMR a myth also? LOL. Not going to go back and forth with you about this. Go read The Way Of The Superior Man. Thanks for reading.

10 years? Congratulations!!! In a few years you'll be in as long as I have. I'm at the point in my life where I don't even count how many girls a week that I speak to because approaching women is a passive activity that happens when I go somewhere and find a woman interesting.

Now that we're done with the dick measuring, I'm going to explain this "shit test" thing again because guys like you muddy the waters when it comes to this subject. First let's just correct your thinking on LMR as being a shit test. LMR is about the woman and not the man. She isn't going to be horny and say "I think I should test him now to make sure he's worthy". It's more about making a decision that she may later regret.

I've said this so many times before but I'll say it again. A woman will never shit test a man unless he presents himself in a way that she doesn't believe. Even if she does shit test him, a guy that doesn't misrepresent himself will not notice.

Let's go down your list of so-called shit tests that you've experienced for the last ten years so we can give you a better understanding of what's actually going on:

1. I bet you say that to all the girls.
This happens to a lot of the "gamey" guys. The guys that try to talk their way into the panties deal with this kind of response. A lot of the cocky/funny guys deal with this. This happens because the way you speak to women isn't natural. They know you don't go to work or school and speak to your peers in that manner. You are not representing yourself in a realistic way...so this is one of the few cases of why you would actually be shit tested. This is the guys fault for putting himself in the situation to be tested. However, if that's truly how he spoke then his natural response would kill any test.

2. I’m lesbian or We’re lesbian.This is one of two things.
a. They really are lesbians.
b. They are asking you to not hit on them without hurting your feelings.

There is no test involved here because the guy is not misrepresenting himself. In either case, you may be able to overcome the situation but it has nothing to do with shit testing the guy.

3. I have a boyfriend.Again, this isn't a shit test.
a. She probably does have a boyfriend and wants you to leave her alone.
b. She doesn't have a boyfriend and wants you to leave her alone.
c. She has a boyfriend and is putting it out there to place the responsibility of whatever happens on you.

4. I don’t give out my number.Another statement that guys call a shit test when it isn't. If a girl is interested then she'll want to give you her number unless the logistics behind her giving you her number isn't good.

I've talked to enough women in my life to know that the ones that are into me won't say shit that disqualifies themselves. I also know that what you are advocating is a direct approach that attempts to verbally turn a disinterested girl into an interested girl and that kind of approach is a piss poor approach when it comes to most women.

Like I said, most guys that create these threads on beating shit tests don't know they're talking about. Instead of writing a thread on how to win at shit tests, perhaps you should figure out why you are being put in the situation in the first place.

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LOL Congratulations...do you feel validated now? How come I have heard all of these excuses and still fucked the same girls that have told me that? Fluke? Bro instead of knocking me when I'm trying to add value to the forum how about you post your own thread about how you don't believe in shit test. Done with this conversation with you.

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Here is a link to a video of RSD Todd Pulling A Girl Who Was Giving HIm "Mythical Shit Test" in which the girl later admits she did ON PURPOSE TO SCREEN GUYS OUT.He has been in the game 15 plus years and is a professional dating coach for the largest dating company in the world. Maybe you can learn something https://youtu.be/LrbbE8iH57k

Read what I said...these aren't shit tests. I've never said that you can't overcome some of these statements unless they are disqualifying themselves. That being said, the only real point that you've made is that you should continue talking. Your 3 options are the only 3 options that are possible if you want to continue to talk to her...so you are not really saying anything except that you don't know what a shit test is.

No, I didn't write a post on how I don't believe in shit tests because R.C beat me to it and I don't think I need to create a thread when I can point you to an existing one. It doesn't add value to create a thread that's already been made. Just as your thread is the same thread that melodical made a while back.

P.S. I don't need to watch a video. My skill is good enough to be one.

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very interesting

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Jackzero has forgot more knowledge and experience than these RSD instructor's know, combined...

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