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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:10 pm 
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Aaaaaaah SO GLAD I FOUND THIS FORUM! Please help....(Also this is sort of a field report)

I met the most gorgeous / hot / intelligent babe a few years back. I saw her in a bar and she blew my mind with her beauty BAM! She walked past me and I literally grabbed her and pulled her in and asked her what her name was "Emma" she told me, I said "You're gorgeous" she had the doggy dog bowl eyes ( She obviously liked it). "Thank you" she said then we parted. She later tagged me in a post on facebook asking for advice on guitars (Because I am a killer guitarist) IOI for sure!

Years later I start using funny statements and stuff, messaging her and making her laugh. She seems to enjoy it and we have had some really cool convos. I have moved toLondon and she lives in South Africa. I know she's coming here at the end of next year and I sort of know she likes me, because she always responds positively to my messages which I space out and keep light hearted, funny and not needy.

ANYWAYS!! Here's the thing... I need to escalate this to a sexual level and it's tricky because 1: It's long distance 2: I am only going to see her in a year 3: I want her so bad. I believe there could be a future with us. I think I am getting the one-itis. Please help me with subtly and innocently escalating the messages to a sexual level and make her WANT me so bad , lease someone give me some advice..

Honestly any help would be so appreciated, I want this girl so bad.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:19 pm 
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Lol. She already likes you and you've known her for years. She's not coming for about another year. Why are you going to push things now? Relax, you have time.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:24 pm 
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Just text your naughty bits on Snap Chat or something, like normal people.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:32 pm 
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Lol, it's hard to explain. Ya I do think she likes me, we've got serious Facebook Repor haha. I am getting one itis Gentlemen it's not good. I want to make her WANT ME SO BAD. Ho can I do this via facebook / text???


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:43 pm 
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Lol, it's hard to explain. Ya I do think she likes me, we've got serious Facebook Repor haha. I am getting one itis Gentlemen it's not good. I want to make her WANT ME SO BAD. Ho can I do this via facebook / text???
Keep this type of thinking up and she'll be avoiding you by the time she gets there.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:59 pm 
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Wow. This is honestly one of the saddest things I've ever read...


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:14 pm 
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Lol, it's hard to explain. Ya I do think she likes me, we've got serious Facebook Repor haha. I am getting one itis Gentlemen it's not good. I want to make her WANT ME SO BAD. Ho can I do this via facebook / text???
It's not hard to explain. We've seen it 1 million times.

You spend months, years, decades forsaking all others, building a giant pedestal to place your Princess on. By the time you get to meet her (again) she's to high up to reach.

Your becoming NEEDY, Neediness is a desperate need for affection. like a drug you cannot get. Doing whatever you can for that sliver of attention that 'LIKE'.

Oneitus is neediness in raw form, Needy is desperate, plain and simple!
This is caused by the more common affliction, Lackapussy,
Lackapussy:
A frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male organs resulting in extreme neediness, hairy palms, and wheezing.

The combinations of these two problems WILL compound each other, causing you to give up the male persona.
The only known remedy is YOU!

Let go of your dick, get off Facebook for a couple days, go say hello to a real live girl.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:21 pm 
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You are all right, I am being pathetic, I need to focus on the girlfriend I have. I am just going to leave her alone. I needed this, thanks.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:22 pm 
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Wow. This is honestly one of the saddest things I've ever read...
Thanks for the help bud, I actually needed a fucken cup of man the fuck up.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:34 pm 
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So anyways, I know you all didn't think much but she messaged me the other day and invited me to go to Amsterdam with her. I'm going this weekend!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:42 pm 
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So anyways, I know you all didn't think much but she messaged me the other day and invited me to go to Amsterdam with her. I'm going this weekend!
TAG IT BOY!

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:25 pm 
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Yeah went to Amsterdam and had so much fun. Didn't hook up though. She says she's coming back to the UK in four months should I just be distant? She said at the very beginning, no hooking up / sex. Should I forget about it?


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So anyways, I know you all didn't think much but she messaged me the other day and invited me to go to Amsterdam with her. I'm going this weekend!
TAG IT BOY!
YEAH BOOI!!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 1:09 pm 
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So anyways, I know you all didn't think much but she messaged me the other day and invited me to go to Amsterdam with her. I'm going this weekend!
TAG IT BOY!
YEAH BOOI!!!!!
So yes?

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