I'm a good looking guy with a good sense of humour, clean cut, I like to look after myself etc. for this reason when I go out a lot of targets ask me if I'm gay. I don't take offence by this, quite the opposite actually.

I just wondered if anyone has a good neg I can come back with in reply. Usually I just go with "how about we find out..." but I'm sure there is a better reply.

Crystal

I'd go with a simple "Yes" and then just continue.

You: "Hey, what's up pretty lady?"
Her: "Are you gay?"
You: "Yeah, you won't believe what just happened to me, I was on my way down here and blah blah blah blah"
Her: "Can I have sex with you now?"

Just answer the question and keep rolling, like you would answer anything else. Like in football, keep your feet moving, the minute that your feet stop, you will be plowed over by some snarling linebacker that eats rusty nails for breakfast.

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The same thing happens to me every girl ask if im gay, I just say if i was would you try to convert me?

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If by 'gay' you mean that I have a great sense of fashion, am well groomed and out of your leage, then I suppose so...

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On we plough.

Love,

Ace

HB: Are you gay?
PUA: "Yup, Im gay. Your lucky too cause you would sooooo be mine tonite." Said with a cocky funny smile.

Credit: someone else on this board.

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thats what i was going to say. i use this one and OMG you should see the looks on girls faces. haha. then i go into the gay guy hitting on me at work story and basically brag about myself because i can get away with it there

I have only been called gay once by a girl. Well she actually used the word "Flamer". Me being quick witted I replied with.

"Yes I am but I fuck a girl in the ass everyonce in a while!" Make sure to smile and don't even change your tone of voice.

I have meet a couple of pretty cool gay guys. You will be suprise what a gay guy can say and do to women. I advise if you can get a guy to be your wing. Well try to get atleast two or three of them. Go out and open a set. Chicks have no problem letting a gay guy fill them up. Even make out with them for the fun of it. You don't even have to act gay. Just stand their with them throw in your comments here and there. Remember when being gay. Neg a girl's clothing. "Like, I can't believe she is trying to pull that outfit off"

If your with two or three gay guys. All the girls are going to think/assume all four or three of you are gay. If they ask you are you gay tell them the truth or use a line.

So whenever yall do something like kiss or she lets you feel them up. Wait a little bit before you let them know your not gay. It would be better if your gay buddies tell the girls your not gay. I have seen this work and their faces turn red as a cherry. Not matter what they come at you with. Remember you never said you were gay. They assumed you were. This also means that if she would have fucked you because you were gay. She shouldn't have a problem fucking you now since your straight and you hang out with gay guys. One your a not a homophobic and Two you must be very interesting if you WANT to hang out with gay guys.

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I like See Kay's answer here. I would say something like, "I am sooo gay! Too bad though, because if I wasn't you'd so be my type!" She'll figure it out shortly that you aren't.

Alternative: HB: Are you gay?
PUA: You mean do I have a fashion sense and am happy....Sure. Just because a guy has style doesn't mean he's gay sweetie!

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How bout:

'No, I'm actually a lesbian trapped inside a man's body!'

I think I might have gotten this off someone else on the forum -I can't remember who to credit tho.

how bout
theres only 1 way to find out
oooo darling how did u noo (said in a very flaming gay voice)
yer totaly flaming. completely gay. And as a gay i can tell you that the top/shoes/hair doesnt suit u. (go into im going to make u a rockstar routine. also said gayly??)

now this is some high class answer

I've done the lesbian trapped in a man's body thing....didn't really get great results, but that was when I was an AFC

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Best answer by far.

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If i was would you try and convert me?

Her: Are you gay?
You: No, but I'm afraid I'm a bit out of your league honey... sorry to disappoint (C/F tone of voice of course)