If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to listen to those answers that continues to give assistance to your goals. You can spend your life wallowing in self pity, wondering why you were the one who never gets the pussy, or you can be grateful and try out some of that good advice, and see if it works.

Let's say you are applying for your dream job, and one of the requirements is to cut your hair. You wouldn't cut your hair?

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Thanks for editing and adding that bit on the end. Bravo on the comeback.

I was indeed a novice, I was also a virgin. I listened to people that took their time to give me advice though...

Serious question though, what type of advice are you looking for? A step by step line after line?

p.s. The blonde on my avatar, she didn't have big enough tits to fuck but still have fun though. Might send you some x rated pics tonight after my date bro

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Thanks for editing and adding that bit on the end. Bravo on the comeback.

I was indeed a novice, I was also a virgin. I listened to people that took their time to give me advice though...

Serious question though, what type of advice are you looking for? A step by step line after line?

p.s. The blonde on my avatar, she didn't have big enough tits to fuck but still have fun though. Might send you some x rated pics tonight after my date bro

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What fucking good advice!! I don't see it in this thread. So an image makeover and kaboom that's the secret to pick up?? Oh My God!! I solved it. Maybe it might get me to the next round of American idol this time as well.

Finally, you get it. I am starting to think there is some hope...

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Im that bad at it sometimes that I would even take advice on how to open that 2 out of 10 girl that you see at the train station who is texting on her phone. I hate giving these girls leverage by making them look a million times better than they really are and giving them the power to reject me so I just basically want to open those types and put the power in my court.
I have some really bad interaction in my head that I remember with a 2 out of 10, same scenario. She was at the train station on her phone. She looked boring as fuck. So I introduced myself and told her that I think she has a beautiful face, a lovely pair of tits and that yes I definitely would like to take her home and sleep with her, and she told me to fuck off. If your that good you would be able to reframe this scenario to where she would be begging for your attention and chasing and then you tell her to fuck off instead. That's what Im looking for.

Why would you contemplate girls that you think are 2 out of 10?

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just to open all.
One of my sticking points is that I haven't had pussy in so long, that I don't even know or remember how to hold a normal conversation with a girl that I wont find boring and without thinking or talking about sex.
My last good date was about three months ago and it went really well, we were connecting, getting along well, we both felt relaxed, but I tried to kiss her at the end and whatever I did during the middle, whether I didn't escalate enough, I fucked it up and she doesent talk to me now.

if you think this is bad advice then you have no hope

A girl you consider a 2 out of 10 is not going to feel the authentic compliment from you because she can feel that she is just a 'warm up' to you

Trust me. Approach the girls you genuinely find attractive and she will sense that you mean it. Please tell me that makes complete sense to you?

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It makes sense, but if im too fussy it gives less options and its game over much quicker this way if it doesent go well. You become outcome dependent that way. Im not a shallow bastard like everyone else, I don't just go for the hot ones. Its been two years so where there is a whole there is a goal right? Am I teaching you or the other way?
So your saying that with the right conversation, you wouldn't have been able to pull this same 2 out of 10? What type of pick up artist are you?

You do kind of teach me. Like, I can learn not what to do from you. But seems like you're very happy approaching the orks...(& still not getting laid)

I probably couldn't lay the 2/10 girls, you're right. I have some pride I guess...

**CHALLENGE** You wanna send each other pics of ex girlfriends?

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In lays the problem, outcome dependency. Easy to say I know, but quit worrying about getting laid, and magically it will get easier.

There aren't any specific lines that are going to work on girls, because all girls are different. however, a good way to talk to a girl is to ask her about herself, what shes doing that day, when she likes to do, any extra curricular, and i know this sounds weird but if you already know who you want to approach, do a little research so you know some topics you can talk about and that she'll be ready and excited to talk about also. the best thing you can do though is be funny. so use that to your ability, you seem to be doing that, the advice is just to try toning it down a little. Girls like to feel important, and that they're being heard, whether they know it or not, so as long as you seem interested in her, she'll be interested in you. a sly thing to do would be, when talking about yourself, making little jokes about yourself, that way she can compliment you after, and that will help re-instate your confidence.

Go ahead use your opener, then Maybe say to her "Hey now that I have your attention.... " Then ask some questions and she'll realize that your not creepy. Be normal and natural. Be easy to be with. Make easy small talk. It's not that complex.

Drop the chip on your shoulder Bro, you asked.....

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Seems like good advice. So you wouldn't advocate telling them you would like you have babies with them outside Burger King?

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see now your being sensitive, you are good at game probably but are your just a shit teacher, face it. All day and your only advice is.....''approach the fucking hot ones!!'' well yeah, anyone would know that. just face it pick up is not as subtle, there isn't as much of an artistry involved in it as people like to think there is. There isn't some mystery technique that you need to know. In fact before I got too deep into reading and watching all this pick up material, I was getting better interactions than what I am getting now. I just didn't have as much guts. That's all it is I think. If you get too deep into all this pick up technique you will psych yourself out and then your fucked! like I am, from picking up all these sleazy, creepy habits that I didn't have before.
I will probably get laid before you get a pick up artist coach license. That's a better challenge.

I am not a teacher. I am posting advice on a forum that only you don't seem to get
Except you. Why can't you even follow your own advice?



Thanks for the speculating advice.
Backing out of the challenge LOLOL. Like I said. I don't want to be a coach nor do I aspire to be one. Thanks though

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