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E: I SEE Yes, you can google phone numbers and its usually very accurate
*snip*
L: I only have two dick picks on this phone. Both un-requested. From guys courting me. When will they realize we don't want to be digitally flashed?
E: It's 99.99% of the time unrequested
Seriously, no one replies like this. That's the way people talk in commercials. Especially the first one, it's like a commercial for Google. (Also, half the time googling a phone number takes you to one of the 20 spam sites that want to charge you to do the reverse lookup.)
And the second one? It's barely even related to your "friends" comment. Normal people would least agree to the statement instead of
adding a factoid.
So basically... is this a script you wrote?
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L: A man sending you a dick pic is like a cat bringing you a dead mouse. We know you're proud, but I'm just going to throw it away without touching it.
Although if it is a script, I have to admit that line was pretty funny.
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L: Society has failed me. I was promised that after 30 no man would find me attractive. Yet now I have to deal with the ones my age, plus these younger ones who want a "cougar."
So here we learn that women _want_ to remain alone and avoid having love and/or sex in their lives.
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E: Yeah I know what you mean. Like last night my mom brought me to this party I didn't feel like going to, a BBQ for the 4th and it was nice, but I just got out of a 10 hour day of work, was SO tired, did not want to be social, hadn't even changed my clothes... I get there and my mom is trying to get me to talk to this guy who had met me once before and had been "asking" about me. I was trying to politely get out of ALL social things including him, not to be rude, but because I just wasn't up for it. And my mom kept saying, "But E, he's not trying to make you uncomfortable, he just *likes* you..." as if, you know, when a man likes it's MY responsibility to be polite and either give him what he wants or care about his feelings and let him down easy.
OK first off, we get it... you're old and bitter and hate men. Yay for modern feminism.
But I highly, highly, HIGHLY doubt your
mom wanted you to care about his feelings. She probably wanted you to hit it off, get married and spit out some grandkids already.
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Imagine if men cared that much about US and OUR feelings... It's like, no, I don't want to be rude, but it's not MY responsibility to deal with every man's arbitrary feelings...
Because saying "hey look I'm tired and don't even want to be here, let alone talk to anyone right now" would be so much more difficult than trying to avoid someone all night and arguing with your mom. Then posting on a PUA site about how horrible men are.
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L: Plus, you know he only has these feelings because of your disinterest
E: When I/any woman has feelings for a man, does that man go, "Oh, she has feelings for me. Let me make sure I reciprocate and make her feel good. And if God forbid I don't reciprocate, let me care for her needs and make sure she feels fine..."
L: Nope. They don't suffer us out of politeness.
LOL. Yeah, no man has ever put up with a woman's mood swings.
Oh, and I've had women interested me before and did my best to let them down gently. Because, you know, I'm not a dick and I actually think other peoples' feelings are valid. But enjoy being rude to people who just wanted to meet you. I'm sure that will work out splendidly for you.
If this isn't an entirely made up script, that is.