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This happened to me the other day.
I was at the beach with a female friend when a little girl passed running completely naked. My friend said "hey, look. The first time in your life you see a vagina". I ignored, she poked me a couple more times with it and eventually quit.
What would be the best way to handle that shit test?
Thank you for reading.
So I presume you're a virgin yeah? If so, nothing to be ashamed of, the term virgin is bullsh*t anyway...it's like a conforming thing placed on society that pressures young people. Who gives a damn if you have had sex before in all honesty? You are not defined by if you have sex of not.
But yeah a response?
If a stranger asks you straight up "are you a virgin?"...you could say "Yeah if you're out looking for a virgin sex fantasy, I'll play with your belly button all night

" Just be cocky funny...another one could be "I wish I was, I would have loved to have lost my V-Card to you". You get the point.
But if it is a female friend you personally know and she knows for sure you are a virgin....just tell her something like "be careful or you're going to be the one I lose it to". Do not get caught up on the concept of sh*t tests...she is your friend...sh*t tests relate to women you wanna f*ck...I sincerely hope you don't want to get with your friend, especially if you are a rookie to this.
-Dilla