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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:34 pm 
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I have this girl in my group whoes very slim, has almost perfect body but is always saying, "Im fat, then comparing herself to other girls saying there in better shape (when their about 2 stone heavier & less attractive)

My buddies are always replying, no your not & ass licking.
but if you sarcasticly say yes your sooo fat.

She will reply with, "OH THANKS I WONT EAT ANYTHING FOR A WEEK NOW" (in a bitchy tone as if she is serious & making you feel like your the ass hole & you should be comforting & nice to her),
then my mates reply back apologizing & seeking opproval.

I just show no interest to her when this subject comes up & say nothing. but it would be nice to know what to say.

What whould be a good reponse to her saying "I'M SO FAT" & "OH THANKS I WONT EAT ANYTHING FOR A WEEK NOW".


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:42 pm 
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Good, cuz eating for a week would be TOO long

her: really?/what/huh

you: normally I just eat for 15-20 minutes and i'm full.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:02 pm 
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The thing is, If it was me, I wouldn't even want to game a girl like that unless for only sex or something which is not my style. I can't stand the shallow nature of massive bitches.

If it was me, I would say, before I leave the set look in her eyes for a sec, " You've got a beautiful body, and that's where you end, get over it"
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"Stop talking, go and eat some Lard"

and thats not a neg, thats a genuine insult.

I don't want to sound evil, but some girls lol.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:05 pm 
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"I'm so fat." - Her

"I hear that throwing up all your food is a good solution to that problem" - Me


Make her implicitly realize how stupid she sounds. . . don't just tell her flat out.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:41 pm 
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Or you could straight up offer to stick something long and thick down her throat


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:28 pm 
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"I'm fat"
"You're right, you are"
"Thanks, now I won't eat for a week"
"Try a month, honey"

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Which you can't reveal to the years of youth
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