| Hey, I had the most awesomest day! I had the game running out of my mouth so fast it wasn't funny! I was gaming a HB6.5 and text gaming this HB5. The HB5 is tall, blonde hair with alittle red. Skinny, nice ass. The HB6.5 has dark brown hair, alittle bit short and alittle meaty. Plus I blew this guy out of my set. Well, he self-destructed himself looking like a total ass. Here's what happened:
He made a compliment to this one chick that I'm friends with. I talk to her about how cheesy his lines are and shit like that she totally laughs at it. So, anyways he made a compliment about her going to a spanish restuarant. He's a total AFC btw. SHe looked at me as I looked at her and smiled.
HIM: "Why were you looking at him while I was talking to you?"
HER: I wasn't looking at him.
HIM: Who is he anyways?
I kept on being unaffected with a smirk on my face. So outside he was smoking and I came out and told him:
STEALTH: So, who am I huh?
HIM: That's what I said, who are you?
STEALTH: The name is [name], don't wear it out!
HIM: Well, you don't act like him.
STEALTH: [Laughs] Yup, it's me!
HIM: Go get a hair cut man!
STEALTH: [Laughs]
HIM: Go change your clothes!
STEALTH: [Laughs] Nah, thanks I don't need too!
HIM: You been wearing the same pants for how many days now?
STEALTH: [laughs] I have several pairs at home! I don't have to validate to you anyways-you're nothing!
HIM: Dude, you lost all respect from me! DOn't ask for cigarettes or any advice.
STEALTH: [Laughs] I have more friends to talk to anyways-so it doesn't matter if I don't talk with you.
HIM: You talk alot of shit man!
STEALTH: Not much as you trying to impress women.
HIM: It's not about the staff. The staff are nothing to me and I'll tell them to their faces.
STEALTH: You try so hard which is pathetic. I know more game than you will.
HIM: It's not about game!
STEALTH: And that buying a girl a drink-won't work!
HIM: See, all those bar quesitons means you don't know nothing.
STEALTH: [Laughs] I know alittle bit more than you think I know. [Laughs]
HIM: Dude, you're just ask questions.
I laughed at him while he was walking in the building to go with his ride. I was making a valid point that impressing women and being overly poliet doesn't work. If I would told him that to his face which I did, he got more pissed. Enough of that, huh!
I walked in line of Speedway. My good friend was flirting with the cashier.
STEALTH: He is such a flirt ain't he?
HER: [nods and smiles]
STEALTH: What's up? [As I got in line]
HER: Nothing much, you?
STEALTH: Doing great!
HER: Is this all it?
STEATH: Gimme some two by one free cigarettes.
HER: We have Marbolo Smooths!
STEALTH: They're good did you ever had them?
HER: Did you ever try them? They taste nasty!
STEALTH: No, I didn't I'm just trying it out smart ass! [Laughed and smile]
HER: [Smile and gave me the cigarettes by tossing them to me]
STEALTH: We got attitude!
HER: [Smiles adn laughs] Do you want a bag? [Smiles]
STEALTH: Sure!
HER [get sme a bag and puts my stuff in it.] Have a good day, hun!
STEALTH: Hey next time, alittle bit less attitude! [Smiles]
She laughed and told me bye. It was perfect. I'm gonna go in their and give her hell next time by negging her with the attitude.
About my firend at work she basically got new shoes. So I asked her what kind of shoes. She told the brand and I replied, "Sweet, are they cheap or are you rich?" She told me she was def not rich so I replied, "You're not rich?! You're def not my type! I want a rich girl that can support me! Are you a gold digger?" She laughed at it with a reply of LMAO and her telling me she's not. I wrote to her that until she's rich that I couldn't hang out with her. She wrote back, "Uhh...okay! LOL!"
I had a fucking awesome day! I'm definately gonna # Close that cashier which is HB6.5 by the way. The girl I texted was HB5.
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