I just had the weirdest fucking Tinder conversation. I just need to share that shit with you guys. Still cant believe that might work out. Please, for the love of god, please give me some feedback. I dont even know, if that was great gaming on my part, or if that chick is just insane and/or trolling me.
On Tinder:
Me: Hey, wanna marry me?
(thats my standard opener, works like 9/10 times)
Her: Not sure yet, prefer to know a man at least for 5 min before marriage.

Me: Man thats quite a while. Not sure if I can wait that long.

Her: ahahaha. Poor thing. It worthj it, then u will have the eternity with me, and no chance to escape

no matter how much u beg
Me: Haha. Sounds like an amazing deal. Im not scared at all.

Her: What r u? fearless? U should be. Im a cruel russian girl. U know the reputation, u cannot really change it.

Me: Whats that reputation?
Her: Of heartless people. Thats what they say about russians.
Me: Oh thats neat. Im kind of a dick. So we should make a great couple

Her: Oh for god sake, self description as a "dick" sounds really terrible even for a dick. Btw. I normally I dont swear. Well will I at least get a tiffany ring for engagement? Otherwise marring u is not fun at all

Me: Sure but whats in it for me

Whats the upside to marrying a heartless russian?

Her: Apart from me being gorgeous, intelligent and funny? Not much really, so id doesnt worth it

skip it man.
Me: You forgot humble
Her: R u kidding me? Im not even slightly humble. Wrong russian, (my name)
Me: We should move it to SPAM thats easier. My number xxx
Her: Sure but my WA died since im here. Can do fb, if u want.
Me: Yeah whats your fb name.
Her: (fb name)
Then on FB:
Me: Man, thats a helluva lot of pictues
Her: well, cannot say the same about u. I still think that u r a maniac
Me: i most certainly am
Her: disaster. who u r, man?
Me: as you said, just a disaster. you should definitly not meet me
Her: sounds very promising. may be only tiffany ring will chnge my minf
Me: so russian women are all about getting stuff, i see
Her: sure, what else, especially from random maniacs
Me: those are the best ones
Her: sounds absolutely terrible, indeed :0
Me: Im thinking about getting a tattoo from a trainee, should i risk it?
Her: no
Me: but the ones she has done look great: (Link to tattoos)
Her: ok, I like her hair style. go for it
Me: alright, but youre gonna have to hold my hand
Her: oh come on! will u do the same when i will give birth to our children?
Me: o0; okay, we gonna definitily gonna use condoms
Her: ahhahah, twice "gonna", so now u r terrified, fearless?
Me: thats how serious i am
Her: men are men, that was easy
Me: what?
Her: was easy to scary u
Me: i dont know what you crazy russian chicks are up to haha
Her: and u never will, so now u r scared. and seemed to be a brave guy in the begining....sad
Me: thats how it goes and for a second there we could have been great
Her: for a second
Me: yeah, fairly cute russian girl would have been great on my resume, maybe tinder will have another one
Her: r u serious?!?!?!? u r such an ASSHOLE!??!?!? truly outstanding... do u add girls to your CV as well?
what's your job after all?
Me: to hook up with a girl from every country
Her: disgusting!
Me: just kidding, Im doing film stuff mostly
Her: porn? might be yes
Me: Im actually still a virgin
Her: of course, all porn directors are
Me:

:D
Her: otherwise they wouldn't be able to do that; tha't so obvioues
Me: you have been thinking quite abit about porn apparently
Her: of course, i watch it non stop, that's my job, I'm from the morality police, u know
Me: worse than the real police
Her: we have no boundaries. where u from, btw? so that I would never go to that place
Me: unfortunatly youre already in xxx
Her: damn! u couldn't have been born among this beauty
Me: Now I know youre joking
Her: oh so NOW u know, thanks god, such a relief
Me: Im cute as a puppy
Her: depends on breed, bulldogs are ugly, and u r even worse than bulldog, terrible. do u have family may be atleast? only this can save u in my eyes...
Me: Yeah I keep parts of them in my freezer
Her: u know your jokes are way too flat, I do not laugh
Me: Alright, then lets get serious. Cause I also need to go to bed soon, work and everything. I think youre cute. I am not an asshole actually, Im a pretty decent guy, and also alot of fun. So if you wanna meet up for a drink tomorrow night, that'd be great. If not, no big deal. Was still fun talking to you
Her: I'm for meeting up, but not tmw. what about sunday?
Me: That might work. But I have some work to do, in the afternoon, so Im gonna check in with you beforehand to make sure.
So, guys what do you think? Crazy, genius, stupid? Is she gonna really meet me? Are russian women just generally insane?
