So I met this girl at a country dancehall. Flirting and stuff but she is very difficult to read. I did some palm reading and kino. Seemed to work really well. Then she has been texting me for the past 2 days. flirting and stuff but she told me I was friend zoned and took it as a shit test which I should have passed. I said huh thats dissapointing tell me about such and such. Then we met today at the dog park. We chit chatted and I asked her to do a secret handshake with me which led to me slapping her butt. She laughed and said she cant beleive I did that. She is really weird about not touching for some reason. Then she asked me about her aura which I said she was afraid of something but could tell she liked me. The next thing I got was "as a friend, dont touch my butt again" Can someone please explain this to me? I don't know if its a shit test or if she is serious.

She means it. Be a friend or move on.

So how does this happen so I can avoid next time? Thanks though

Pay attention to her actions, not her words.

It could be because your touching feels unnatural to her. Some people are not that comfortable with being touched to early. Respect her request, always be respectful without excusing yourself.

It's very possible just a shit test, what she might be saying is that she thinks it is too early to be touched the way you touched her, but that she likes you and if you want to hang around she might be receptive to that kind of touching later on.

Tell her it's her butts fault, it's a natural hand magnet.

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Ok well I havent talked to her since last night. How long should I wait if wait at all?

Her actions are confusing. I called her a faggot sauce last night to be funny. She said we cant be friends anymore. I said you gave up to easy. She said meh. I havnt heard from her today and I havnt text her since last night when I called her faggot sauce

You can't be serious.

You may be lacking in self-awareness... if you think that would get a positive reaction.

Bold of you. I can't help but feel like theres something here that you're leaving out. Your boldness and your non nonchalant description of the situation doesn't reflect that of someone that would get friend zoned. However everything with a woman is either a test or celebration; the problem is a lot of guys haven't built of the character to by past their test so they end up coming across as creepy and aggressive when they push forward.

Tell me more...

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Ok so i dont think I am being awkward at all because you can feel when things are awkward. She doesnt like to touch like even when we met and she had been drinking. So it is hard to go Kino. What is weird to me is who tells someone they are in the friend zone. I just said huh thats dissapointing so tell me about such and such. Anyway We were calling each other names and flirting alot. She called me scuba steve and I started calling her rosa parks. Its retarded but went with it. So she asked to come to the dog park to hang out. We walked around this park and just talked about shit. I even sat down and made her wait until I was ready to walk again. After that we were leaving and I did the ass slap thing. She literally just giggled and said she couldnt beleive I did that. I said we should watch a movie back at her place and she hesitated but said she doesnt watch tv. I said well lets just wing it and i'll tuck you in. She laughed and was like maybe another time. So she got in her car and left. As i'm driving away she text me "I kind of expected you to follow me home" I replied. "I would but my friends wanted to grab sushi" she said "I like sushi" and I didnt respond. Se then said I was just kidding weirdo. I said I know or you have some wild expectations of guys to follow you home. She then asked about her aora. I said I think your scared of something but I can tell you like me. She said as a friend. dont touch my ass again. I dont think you beleive me when I say your in the friend zone. I said yeah its a shock to me. I have never been there. Its something new and im cool with that. She said yeah I bet. Then called me a douche. I said douche canoe. She said Canoe? I said a little boat faggot sauce. She said did you just call me faggot sauce? I don't think we can be friends anymore. I said you gave up so easy. she just said "Meh" I have not heard from her all day and I have not texted her. She is the hardest thing to get a grip on. How in the hell did I get friend zoned so fast and why would she flat out tell me. I have just been going with it like a shit test. Trying to get feedback where I messed up. All I can think of is I went on a daytime date and walked with her around the dog park. I also think I shouldnt have said I have never been in the friend zone but that is the truth. Either girls like me or not. I have never just been friends with a girl. So this is a whole new experience.

Ok so for anyone watching I called her today. We talked about the friendship thing and im 90 percent sure she is serious. So I accepted it and decided to take that and have her help me with my wardrobe and other stuff. I just wont waste time on trying to game her. However I still wont be playing the nice guy. She already asked me to buy her a cookie while helping me buy clothes. I said only if she puts serious effort in my clothes and does a dance. The only 10 percent of me that thinks she is not that serious is because she keeps telling me she has never had a one night stand and hasnt had sex since april blah blah blah. She might be gaming me for bf or some shit. She is really weird but having a friend girl is cool for gettinv in her head and seeing what makes her and other girls tick. Social experimenting. I dont know how she can lie to herself and me about her sex life when she told me she cheated on her husband before she got a divorce lol.

Ok so update is. The friendzone has ended. She asked me to play with her hair which turned into massage and unclothing. We dry humped and I sucked her tits but she just couldnt have sex right then and there. I will keep updating.

Lol

It's all in context bro, most of the time just follow you gut bro. 9/10 you are right

Every girl to friend zone me I've fucked, and I've had girls who's been super into me and not let me fuck them

The game is beautiful like that

Ps: I call girls faggot, bitch, fucks, or cunt all the time, all that's shit irrelevant what matters is that YOU are having fun (you called her faggot sauce then sucked on her tities....new technique!! Writing that shit down)

You sure about that bro?

Yea only 2 girls verbally gave me the let's just be friend speech, fucked both of them.

Ok so I met up with her today and helped her around the house. We made out and she said you know I could give you a blowjob then she started to pretend that she really didnt want to. I grabbed her hand and said come here then started making out. My dick is already out so she just kissed me down the stomach and blew me. She swallowed and I was happy. She rolled off and said shit your supposed to be in the friendzone....lol. I guess that really turned her on cause I ended up fucking her an hour later. She is fuckin gorgeous. This has been an adventure. She played alot of games but I was better. Thanks for all the help and support everyone.