So I say "hi" to this girl, and she says "hi" back and smiles. Like she's mocking me, or thinks she's better than me. She reminds me of my mother.

What's the most amazing burn I can come back with to ruin this bitch's life?

Parody "shit test" thread.

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RSDTyler

Lmao... love it.

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A SMILE? that bitch!

I'd say a gallon of gasoline and a lighter. That should show her.

Just cook her pets. Does wonders.

I hate making threads that are supposed to teach lessons as opposed to asking questions. So I'll post it here!

Per Gunwitch's SMMA, and I subscribe to this idea:

Stop looking at everything as a shit test when a girl pushes back against you. Learn to distinguish between a girl telling you to get lost, insulting you in a serious/angry tone (that's a rejection, deal with it, it'll happen a lot more), and a girl's logical brain struggling with her attraction to you. If a chick comments that she doesn't date guys your age, race, etc, it means that for some brief moment in time she has evaluated you as a dating/sexual partner. So stop looking for snazzy comebacks.

Just like with AMOGs, the best comeback to a shit test is to just keep talking to her, ignore the test until she tells you to leave or just starts ignoring you.

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These hos ain't loyal

pffft. That's being kind in my opinion.

I said Hi to this girl once and then she said Hi back so I killed her entire family.

Bitch deserved it.

You don't wanna know what happens if a girl waves at me.

Fuck her right in her pussy