I'm a cab driver in my free time, and the most lucrative times to work are (of course) Friday and Saturday nights. There is a huge rush from 9-11:30 with everyone heading out to the clubs (all in the same part of town). Then it's quiet until 2:30am when the clubs start closing down. During this down time, I came up with the best idea in the history of ideas for finding HOT chicks with NO competition.

Gay clubs.

Tons of hot dimes go to gay clubs with their hot friends to dance to Katy Perry, drink fruity drinks, and whatever else women do. These clubs are all half gay dudes grinding on each other and hot straight girls grinding on each other and having platonic makeouts with each other.

My idea: During my slow time, hit up these gay clubs and find the bachelorette parties, etc. Tell every girl I encounter she's beautiful and ask her to dance. I estimate 20% will be lesbians and will say no. Of the remaining 80%, half of them will be DUFFs (designated ugly fat friends) and the other half certified sorority-level hot. Of the hot sorority girls, I am hoping at least half will be into me and will say yes (especially after drinking 5 or so cosmos). By the end of the night, I expect I'll go home with at least one chick, have maybe 10-15 new numbers in my phone, will dance with 20 girls, and will make out on the dance floor with at least 10 of them.

Thoughts?

Women go to gay clubs to avoid straight men. If your game isn't tight you'll be DOA.

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Trying to pick up girls at gay clubs is amateur hour stuff. They go there SPECIFICALLY for a night off from being hit on. Plus, if you don't play it cool with the gay guys who may hit on you, you'll look like a dick.

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By the end of the night, I expect I'll go home with at least one chick, have maybe 10-15 new numbers in my phone, will dance with 20 girls, and will make out on the dance floor with at least 10 of them.

You have set your hopes far too high on this one.

You'd be the only straight man walking around talking to all of the women there. You'll stand out like a sore thumb - even more so - everyone will notice you and you'll be called out by your second or third try. Much like the others have stated already; women go to gay clubs because they want a night of fun, without the arrogant jerks hitting on them. They're fed up with it and know that 90% of straight men wouldn't be comfortable even going to a gay club with his girlfriend! Your chances of going home with a man is higher.

Another thing that struck me is that you're a cab driver. You know the town(s) and you've been taking people places for however long you've been doing the job. You know which places (outside of gay clubs) are hoppin. Also... You have the perfect opportunity to talk to these girls you drop off WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING THEM! I surely hope you've utilized that opportunity.

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I tried to spit some game once at this perfect 10. I told her that if she made out with her friend and let me watch, I'd give them a free ride. It was going to be like a $30 cab ride, so it was a really good deal. She ended up trying to kick her way out of the car (I keep the doors locked until after a passenger pays). I was worried she was going to break something since I just rent this car from the cab company, so I unlocked the doors and then she and her friend bolted. On top of NOT getting to see her makeout with her friend AND not getting my $30, my company called me the next day and temporarily suspended me for "harassing" a client. I need this job because before this, I was living out of an RV (that's the most embarrassing thing to take chicks home to when you live in a major city with bros pulling 6 figures). So no more hitting on chicks in my car.

I'll try the gay club approach and let everyone know how it goes. I know women, and even if they go there for a "girls night," they're going to be drunk. Drunk = horny. And with no straight guy competition, I think I'm golden. Like I said, it's a numbers game. I think at least 1 girl will be receptive, and that's all I need.

InB4 OP losses anal virginity.

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I think it went really well. Good learning experience and now I'm ready to try again tonight. I went to this one club in town that has a drag show that starts around 11, then turns into a pretty bangin club afterward. During the drag show, I walked around and told several ladies I thought they were very beautiful. Some girls ignored me, but I also got a lot of girls who giggled. When the music came on, I hit the dance floor with my cranberry juice in hand. Most of the dance floor was bears grinding on each other, but there were some certified dimes up on the stage. I basically went from one babe to another, trying to dance with them. It was too loud to pull any lines, so I thought showing off my moves would work better. Most girls ended up leaving the stage pretty quickly, but one hottie stuck around. She was a fantastic dancer, really sensual. Beautiful ebony skin, long flowing hair, bright red sequin dress that glimmered in the strobe lights, perfect teeth (I have a big thing for teeth). When all the lights came on signaling last call, I realized I should probably get back to my shift and make some money. I asked for her number, and she told me I should go home with her. I was ecstatic BUT I was on the clock and was worried about getting suspended again. I told her that I was a cab driver and could come over when my shift ended at 4 or so. Instead, she asked me to give her a ride home and promised an extra special tip. I almost ripped my pants right then with how huge my boner was. We headed out to my cab, and I let her sit in the front seat. She gave me an OTPHJ while I weaved through trafffic, and it was the hottest thing ever. We got to her place, and I offered to walk her in. Long story short, she ended up being a drag queen, but I'm feeling pretty confident and am going to go back out there tonight. It's a numbers game, and all I need is one yes.

Cool story, bro.
We have a winner!

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Wtf did I just read

No takers last night. I also think my drink was drugged because I passed out in my cab and missed the end of my shift. My boss is going to be so pissed now.

I'm down to try a new place if anyone has good suggestions.

No offense, but I can't be bothered to read the story in its entirety.

All I read is that you ended up talking to a drag queen... Maybe a very feminine looking man; but wasn't there any indication that it was a guy? Deep voice, Adam's apple, his hands? I understand that you were willing to try it a second time and may have gotten drugged (or just so obliterated that you forgot you had a job.)

Now you want our opinion on places to go? I'm almost insulted; but I feel bad enough to offer a little bit of advice from here. Whether you listen to it (or not) is none of my business now.

1. The way you hit on the girls in your cab was creepy as all hell. "Oh hey, ladies. If you two make out you get a free ride!" That doesn't SCREAM creepy cab driver, in any language, at all. Plus you lost out on your pay too. Instead of going with a straight forward approach, on girls who may not be tanked yet, have you considered small talk? I'd say you should ask them questions like "have you been to this bar (use bar name) before? It's a great place to check out if your not enjoying (destination) too much tonight." Have a place that you can offer actual insight about. Luckily, after your gay bar incident, you have a story to tell. Women love a good story.

I've been a sales person for the vast majority of my 20's, actually... All of my 20's. I've talked to so many different people that it's ridiculous and some of the things I've sold and lines I've used, have gotten me the most unexpected responses from customers (ever)! It does happen sometimes. You can pull customers and numbers on a regular; sometimes even getting straight forward but not as often, and not so blunt either.

Here's two of my examples:

One product I was selling was a multi vitamin energy drink. Naturally people are turned off on it because of the sweeteners that may be used. Luckily, what we used, was completely safe for the teeth and even a dentist recommended it. I was going on that line for a while and one lady passed by, greatest smile I've ever seen (in that particular store) and I had to drop this line... Just had to. I caught her attention and she opened me up by asking about the sweetener. I explained what it was and move on to "so it'll keep your smile looking just as pretty as it does now" - and her lack of [real] interest in the product prompted her to reply with "so does cum!" I was shocked. I even stalled for a few seconds with laughter and go "well unfortunately I got turned down for sampling that in the store, so I'm still high in stock." In the end she offered me her phone number and we met up a time or two. She was right; her smile never got any worse after a long night.

and now a less direct way that I succeeded in my industry:

While selling this same product, doing set ups in local convenient stores and sampling, there's other vendors all around you. All of which have the same hatred for (pretty much) the same customers. You get your rude ones and the freeloaders, so you can spot them on your way to lunch or the bathroom, and you can just tell how things are going for them. It allowed me to spark up multiple conversations with all of the vendors. Eventually I was able to pull several numbers from co-workers that way and it was all on a friendly approach.

Neither of my two approaches were "creepy" enough to have a woman run and tell my boss I was harassing her. Maybe you should think about story 1 next time you try that move, slick.

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2. If you really are too afraid of using your cab driving as a way to pick up these women (real women,) then your next best bet is to do some day gaming. Your money is most lucrative on the weekends and you don't want to give that up. However, one night wouldn't hurt if you can get ahead beforehand. Then you can go to bars that have less men dressed up like women and girls who won't mind being hit on. Even have a few drinks to loosen up a bit. Let's go for your day gaming.

I watched a couple of in-field videos at a book store. Granted, the guy making these videos, had looks to fall back on - but I feel like what he did was show that success could come in many different ways. So long as you're willing to be spontaneous about it and sincere. Here's two of my favorite approaches that he did in a book store (any of you YouTubers out there may have seen this guy.)

A: He approached a beautiful woman, I'm talking around a HB8 or 9 even. Walks up to her waiting for her eye contact and as soon as she does he goes "How are you?" You can see how awkward this is for her (day game, being awkward, you hear all about it.) He proceeds with "I know this is really random but I thought you were cute and I wanted to come say hi to you" she proceeds with "aw that was pretty sweet" and he gets (slightly) cocky in his reply with "yea, I am pretty sweet" then asks for her name. They shake hands and he asks her to do him a favor and smile and compliments it. At this point she starts asking him questions and it's game on from there. After some slight small talk he's bold enough to go "tell you what, follow me. We're going to go sit down" and she does. Proceeding through conversation (which he makes it appear as if he's really nervous) he ends with getting her phone number to take her out later on. When he took her to go sit down he even grabbed her hand.

I don't consider this guy a "guru" by any means. He's not "Mystery" or any of these top notch guys that are well into the game - but for some reason I like what he did. Check out the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28JkyL0BUok

Then this one - again in a store and very random. He has a 10 minute talk about his video before showing the footage so skip ahead to 10:40 unless you give a shit about his explanation. He's basically trying what he calls a "nervous approach" where he tells the girl he's nervous.

Approach: "Hey, how are you?" (reply) "I know it's a little random, I'm actually kind of nervous because I don't really do this a lot but could I give you a call sometime?"

Within a minute he has the name, the number, and her questioning whether or not he will actually call her SOON. Check that video out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91QYfyNpum8

Again - neither one of these are approaches I would have thought about doing on my own. I like that he has a shirt camera and filmed it this way, even if the second one appears to possibly be set up(?) but I'm going to try these in my own day game as well. Just because I like switching my style up a bit so that it's never a routine.

Hope this helped.

Stay away from men in red dresses, and good luck!

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This guy's a troll. There's no way someone would talk about such embarrassing experiences openly online.

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OMG that's funny though I can't tell if you're trolling or not. Something similar happened to one of my buddies a few years back except we all could tell it was a guy (adam's apple, big man nose, and obvious wig). Apparently he saw something different, but we eventually pulled him to the side and pointed out that it was a man in drag.

I pretty much agree with most guys here that gay clubs are where hot chicks go to avoid being hit on. One of the hottest chicks I dated kept asking me to take her to a gay club, and i was like "hell no", we eventually went to a straight club. I nearly got into a fight that night. I saw her point, but we wound up breaking up after that night.

I have another buddy of mine trying to convince me to hit the gay clubs with him to sarge, but I've been to a few gay bars/clubs already. Not feeling it.

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You're just a creep dude.

This story makes me think of some homeless guy seeing 2 girls making out outside of a bar and being like "Yeahhhh! YeahhhhH!" and whip his dick out and start jerking off.

Stop being so fucking weird and maybe you'll start getting laid... And also girls won't say you were harassing them.