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norwegianburns
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:22 am 
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What are some of your AFC pick up lines? E.g.

I want to bang you like two hot wheel cars colliding
Am I in heaven because you're an angel
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CESARE
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:58 am 
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A friend of mine used this one once:
"Are you a magician? Cause abracaDAAAAAAMN!!!!"
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Havran228
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those are beautiful legs.. when does they open?

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recci
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:52 pm 
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Get your coat honey you've pulled!

or My love for you is like diarrhoea is just keeps on flowing
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Don Horneone
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:11 pm 
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I'm Norweigan Burns, wanna suck my flaccid penis?

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norwegianburns
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:51 am 
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My love for you is like diarrhoea is just keeps on flowing
That is... intense.
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Skylar B
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