You're crazy lol what the fuck are you even talking about?

Nobody told you to sleep with 8 men at once.... and surprise break ups? Wtf?

What I'm understanding is that you want sex... but you don't like cock?

Lol

Now who am I going to get to teach me to play Pokemon
Sorry, it's just after reading your posts, I keep getting a certain vibe from you.

Does anyone else see it too?

@Majik I think she's confusing us, with the new guys who have no idea what they're doing with women. Most of the things she's talking about have been brought up in newbie threads the past few days.

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if she don't like cock she hasn't that the good dick yet

Majik is fuming right now.

He's also full of shit. I had been singing the praises of the dong for a good three pages.

In Chinese, because Versace wants me to be Asian.

Dong's Asian for Cock.

You've been saying that you won't suck dick... that clearly means you don't like it. You just want to use it to get you off. Any self respecting guy won't tolerate being used like that... even if it is being used for sex.

No dominant guy is going to be your little bitch boy. And a little bitch boy won't know how to please you with his dick.

You're chasing a fucking unicorn. What I'm telling you to do is get real girl!

And trust me sweetheart, it takes alot to make me angry.

What you're saying is you don't like vaginas, because they don't get you off.

I just realized something.
I've never had armpit sex.
I'm an armpit sex virgin

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A vagina doesn't get me off. Being sexually stimulated gets me off.

If you put the guy first, the guy will put you first. If you show him that you want to make him cum like he's never cum before... He will take care of you.

But if you're just going to lay there like a fucking starfish and think your pussy is going to be enough to get any guy who really will fuck your brains out off, (a good lay) you're, like I said... Chasing a unicorn. That guy doesn't exist.

Learn to like sucking dick. It will turn the guy on... The more you turn him on, the better he's going to fuck you. The better he fucks you... The more you cum.

Or just remain unsatisfied.

Nope, you have to prove to me your love with your armpit sex skills. Then bite my elbow to make me come very hard. Then pass me a box of Kleenex. Then throw it away. And you'll pretend to like it.

This thread has caused me to become asexual. I guess that solved my problems.

Thera fucking veda time.

Yay cinnamon dick! Told my Mum I was sexy!

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If something's not fun, it's not worth doing

Don't wink at me. Go and sit on the naughty step.

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If something's not fun, it's not worth doing

Go jerk it out with your bro with benefits Versace. He'll enthusiastically give you head, anal, and armpits and lie to you about the flavor. There's so much brotherly love on here.

Gay.

I get a certain vibe as well.