I want to illustrate your face with my veiny paintbrush

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I want to break your paintbrush in the creative process.

Aww look at all the cute little dry-humping going on here.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Nice butt... SHOW ME UR B00BS!

B3nd 0ver h0, pls.

There's nothing cute about this, she can feel all three inches through her jeans and she's scared for her life.

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so much banter get married already

I don't think you're being too forward.

In my experience the only girls who don't like sucking cock are those who are no good at it. I used to hate foreplay with girls. Until I learned how to do it. Get confident with cock. Cock-sure if you will.

This is still going on? Three pages of Cliff and Anime talking shit?

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I'll leave "sucking cock" to the retarded and fat girls. Honestly, I'm not getting anything out of it. Last I checked, a guy couldn't make his tongue hard and seven inches long.

How are so many women dumb?

^This. He's a monster.

Oh, you are. Any man worth his salt expects his GF/wife/BF/husband to do this. What you get out of it, is a man who's worthwhile enough to have standards.

I know you don't like being feminine, but if it makes you feel better, very manly gay dudes like to suck cock and get fucked in the ass. So you can still be butch and do both of those.

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You've clearly never had your clitoris licked by a guy with legit tongue skills, a "master of the clit" if you will. And I'm guessing you've never had a guy make you squirt with his middle fingers.

Nonetheless, I can't believe I'm a guy arguing for more foreplay and you're a girl arguing that you just want the D.

It's manipulative. So is using sex as a weapon, which most women seem to do. If you're going to "require" that, you're going to get a manipulative woman. It's an act that can't possibly give a woman pleasure, unless they feel like they have a one-up on you somehow. So, they see sex as a way to get a one-up on your commitment. So there's always going to be unnecessary drama surrounding sex.

I, on the other hand, am fertile and honest. I won't do Singapore-esque sex-slave acts, but whoever I'm with won't be complaining. Maybe we'll use some Kama Sutra, or maybe we'll freestyle. The important thing is that we'll be doing it all the time, because that's being a decent human being. I don't think of sex as a weapon, but as a natural thing that you do regularly with your SO, regardless of how mad you are or who has the most power or whatever. I'd put a lot of effort into making sure that the sex was good, so I'd like my partner to do the same for me. I don't think there should be any pressure for anyone to act a certain way, and that sex should be a fun release.

Like you've said, there's nothing inherently feminine about doing it somewhere other than my most feminine spot. In fact, like you've also said, that's how gay guys have sex. Well, I don't want to be with a gay guy. I'd hope that whoever I'm with will have some desire for my lady flower.

If no one likes it, I'll stay single, even though I'd die a little on the inside. That's better than being in a bad situation.

Seriously, if the guy's enjoying himself, who cares if he's getting head? What other men think of you doesn't matter. Usually the types of guys who brag about that sex acts or their job or their big car or whatever are making up for questionable masculinity anyway. They need to feel like they're "the man" somehow, because they don't. Maybe they have an SO who treats them like a little girl, or maybe they just plain aren't the man. Don't get looped into male cattiness.

I find it funny that you think I'm butch. I definitely don't come across that way irl. Definitely girl-looking and cute, with very long hair.