Text her saying "I fucked your best friend in the ass."

That'll get her to respond.

Text her saying you came to terms w your homosexuality and fcked her uncle, u know the one that touched her as a little girl, in the a*s.

Thatll get her responding.

Text her saying you've come to terms with your latent homosexuality and still want to give it a go with her but anal sex is all you have to offer.

Tell her

"I found out the other day that I'm really into beastiality .. If you want to sleep with me, you've gotta dress up as some type of furry beast and growl. Cool?"

Tell her you fucked her dog in the ass, and that you don't mind getting the emotional support from her but as far as sex goes you're now partial to the dog.

Hi,

I might've been a bit needy and not really fun to be around with in the last couple of weeks.
I'm currently having major health issues and have to take really HEAVY medication, although my SPAM will (hopefully) be over in three weeks time. Also, due to my condition, I had to temporarily move in with my parents again.


But I never MADE HER do ANYTHING for me.

We never argued, she texted me like once or twice a day, and then just COMPLETELY broke off contact over a week ago.

I DID take your advice and haven't contacted her again...


Still, something like that NEVER happened to me a couple of years ago!

Is that MY FAULT, or is breaking off contact becoming a more and more accepted way of ending things?!


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@ TheMajikalMethod.com / n2thevoid / GamesSN:

Please spam someone else's thread. Better still: grow up.

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Sorry, n2thevoid, GamesSN. You actually DID really leave helpful input (which I am NOT ignoring, you among others actually saved me from a mistake!) . Just saying that the homosexuality / dog stuff wasn't really helpful.

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Ending a relationship by cutting off contact never was nor will it ever be acceptable.

Also, don't take yourself so seriously. The dog thing was a joke, since you've already gotten all the advice you need.

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