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Don Horneone
 Post subject: Re: Backing Off
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:43 am 
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A man will take on a confused woman like yourself if he can feel like her leader, like he's the one who's come to straighten out her confused mind. However, being as confused as you are, and also as wilful, is not a combination you can pull off. Throw in the no BJ thing and you're dead in the water.

Your options:

1. Get some clarity about who you are and what you want and stop confusing the hell out of people
2. Become a very submissive "tell me what to do" type (unlikely I admit)
3. Learn to suck cock like you were raised from the very pits of hell.

Two out of three will do
Well, you're only getting one.
If I can add 4. Send me pictures of your tits, that will suffice

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:56 pm 
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animeepic gets approached by amateurs lol... This is a joke.
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animeepic gets approached by amateurs lol... This is a joke.
Glad I could make you laugh! :D
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Don Horneone
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animeepic gets approached by amateurs lol... This is a joke.
Very possibly.

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Naa anime, now you owe me a drink and if you're feeling generous, one for all the gents on this thread. Then we can go to the Red Square, dance like theres no tomorrow, get hauled away by the red guards for public indecency and puke all the way to the cellar, then in the morning while everyone catches the bus to work, we'll catch the bus to the red cross for a hot cup of coffee and some red frogs and wear off the hangover. -NB

An excerpt from One Day in the Life of a Shitfaced NB
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Don Horneone
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:11 pm 
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one for all the gents on this thread
I'm no gent and I don't need a drink from tight lips over here

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I don't want to go to Red Square; Ibiza. Drinks are expensive. I'd say most of the guys on here have earned one, though! :D

Cliff, glad you feel the same way. I don't want a drink from you either.
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Don Horneone
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:12 am 
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I don't want to go to Red Square; Ibiza. Drinks are expensive. I'd say most of the guys on here have earned one, though! :D

Cliff, glad you feel the same way. I don't want a drink from you either.
I can't tell you the sense of relief that brings me. I'm sorry I had to be so mean to you, but seriously, that was a close shave.

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You had nothing to worry about, Cliff. Keep using your mom's razor.
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Just avoid pubes.
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Fuck the drink..... Make me a sandwich!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:31 pm 
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You had nothing to worry about, Cliff. Keep using your mom's razor.
Will do. Keep using your grandmother's sexuality.

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My ancestry has a lot of gangsters and loose women.
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You say loose, I say giving

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That's cool; I mainly just wanted to illustrate the point that you have absolutely no fucking idea of what you're talking about.
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