Hey guys, just wanted to make a lighthearted post on translating what a woman says. I've seen similar topics on other sites and they were hilarious.

Can we list some quotes and translations from our own experiences?

For example:

"I've never done this before" = I've done this before at least once
"You are so mean!" = Your edginess makes me attracted to you
"What are you thinking?" = Your thoughts are a mystery to me, keep it that way and I'll stay interested
"Are you hungry?" = I'm hungry
"Are you a player?" = You have game
"Do you have a girlfriend?" = I want to fill out an application
"I hate you" = You turn me on


I'd love to hear some funny ones, or some lines you've heard that the rest of us can translate

I posted something like this a week or two ago:


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"I feel safe" = ?
"I trust you sometimes" = ?
"You would like him" = ?
"We always do what you want to do" = ?
"I feel like 75% of this is sex" = ?

1. I'm happy (because of you)
2. I'm into you
3. ??
4. I don't like that idea/pay more attention to me
5. You're not emotionally as invested in me as I am (NB: this is a good thing, as long as it doesn't get too far. Don't apologize for it, tell her she's being ridiculous and change topics)

I still don't know if I can trust you... = ?
Yeah... men-ego... = ?
We can't watch this. We'd get too horny. = ?

3. Be a man and fuck me.

TXT FROM HER:

btw we aren't having sex tonight = We are gonna hook up but would he still see me if he thought we weren't?

I hate drama = I fucking love being a huge shit-stirring drama queen diva

Are you awake? = It's late and I want your cock

She is just so stunning = She's hotter than me. Don't you dare talk to her.

I'm afraid of commitment = I'm addicted to cock

"i think sex with you is so good because you have no problem saying what you feel/think" ?

"I hate that f*ckin bitch" (playfully) (friend of yours from work who is a chick)