On OKCupid
ME:
If you were on a deserted island and could only have one fruit for the rest of your life and your only choices were peaches or plums, which would you choose?
HER:
Peaches! I'm a Georgia peach after all
ME:
Nice! Are you sweet, succulent and full of vitamin C?
ME:
My apologies if that sounded awkward. I was hoping our conversation would be more fruitful >_>
HER:
No its wasnt! I just havent been on this very much lately!
ME:
Well, there's an easy fix for that. I believe there's a set of numbers that allows me to communicate instantly via messaging?
ME:
you're soft
HER:
I'm just not on here very often
ME:
You have nothing interesting to say.
HER:
is that a fact.
ME:
true story, bro.
HER:
well then I have no idea why you're wasting your time with someone who is uninteresting.
ME:
blah blah blah...prove me wrong.
ME:
Maybe I'll give you another chance. What's the deal with the muppet?
HER:
My parents got one made for me when they were in New York.
ME:
That's cool. Are you close with your parents?
HER:
I live with them, so in proximity yes.
ME:
lol. You're pretty funny
ME:
So is your name actually Georgia?
ME:
I was in Georgia once actually, well Atlanta. There's an airport in the mall. It was really weird. I've been to New York as well actually. I have a couple friends in Brooklyn.
HER:
My name is indeed Georgia
ME:
Cool. Well I'd like to be in Georgia again
HER:
Oh god you didn't just say that
ME:I didn't just say I would like to visit Georgia sometime?
ME:
I put my foot in my mouth a lot. You are cute though and I would love to go down on you.
ME:
Georgia,what's your number? We can just talk on the phone, no funny business. Scout's honor.
HER:
555-555
HER:
Wanna hang tonight
ME:
Is that invitation still open?
We proceed to text:
ME: Is that invitation still open?
HER: Possibly
HER: I don't even know your name yet!
ME: Hint: It rhymes with Lion.
HER: _______
ME: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
ME: Whereabouts are you?
HER: (points out location) Where are you?
ME: Okay I'm on my way to this area
HER: Okay, I live around there
HER: Well a bit south
HER: I don't think I'm going to make it. Last call is in 20 minutes
ME: I will call you when I'm at destination.
I call on the phone
ME: Hey I'm at ____
HER: I'm a bit tired. Why are you downtown? Who are you with?
ME: You ask too many questions you know that? Meet me at next subway station.
HER: Okay
We get off the phone.
I meet her in person. She's pretty cute and clearly there's mutual attraction. We walk down the street until we find a bar, she's cold so I give her a hug as we walk. She jokingly calls me grabby, I call her a child and say she has to be protected. We find a bar. It's last call, she orders her drink and I order mine. I get cash from the machine as she finds a seat. I sit down.
She tells me a bit about herself. I tell her I'm in school, etc. We talk about OKCupid, she talks a bit about ex-boyfriend. I decide to play rock,paper scissors with her to take her mind off being dumped (it was the story she was telling me). I tell her I had an ex on OKCupid who was into BDSM (which is true). She has a bit of lime on her lip from the Whiskey Sour she order and I gingerley brushed it off her lip.She shows me some article she was reading because I tell her I'm an anthropology student. She calls me out for looking at her breasts lol. I tell her I was looking at her eyes which I actually was. She makes me guess, I guess right/knew the answer as she shields her eyes. Slowly the other patrons begin to leave, so we head outside. I look into her eyes and see if there's room to make a move for the kiss. She says she doesn't kiss guys she just met and refused to give me a goodnight kiss. I tell her to peck on the cheek but she thinks I was going to turnn it into a kiss. She calls a cab and is about to leave- but decides to go give me a peck on the cheek first, I turn it into a kiss on the lips lol.
She is dramatic and says I betrayed her trust lol. I tell her have a good night and call a cab of my own. I send her a text in the cab
Me: I will think of your beautiful eyes as I dream
Her: You're Sweet.
/end of date
Background: I was talking to a girl on OKCupid. She was drunk and called me for a booty call. I missed the message and followed up with a date.
Follow Up next day:
Her:(last text) You're Sweet
ME: I smell good too
ME: I'd like to see you again. When do we think that can happen?
No response as of yet.