A chick I met out and about, chatted for a while, kissed, got her number and have texted a few times.
After seeing her out and about again, caught her "eyeing me up" I text her the next day out of the blue.
(also be aware I am confident in front of people and live with a take it or leave it attitude)

Me:
Did you get a good enough look at my ass to decide which part your gonna kiss??
Her: 5 min
I did as a matter of fact......
Me: 15 min
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: 4 min
I struggled forever to think of something to say and overcame my debilitating shyness and that's all ya got????;)
Her:20 min
LMAO......I'm so sorry!Please forgive my insufficiency.
Her: 1 min
Im at work jack hole!
Me: 18 min
And that is why I am shy and fragile meanie
Her: 5 min
Lmao......whatever!!!!!You got you pretty pink panties on today?
Me:1min
How did you know. They're lacey. The thong part drives me nuts. The tag part goes in the front right...
Her:15min
Yep.....That's perfect! and OMG so fucking hot!!
Me:10 min
Well if I wear it the other way people make fun of me and call me terdsplitter
Her:15 min
lmfao!!!!You made me spit in front of a customer!!!!!LMAO, idiot!
Me 2min
Well you better regain your cool points and swallow next time;)
Her:50 min
OMG I need penis!!!!!
Me:12 min
You better fix that!!!! Wish I could help ya
Her:2min
Lmao....Fuck you and me both.
Her:
There was supposed to be a comma after fuck, lol.
Me:3min
Well that sure as fuck beats a period before
Her:1 min
LMAO!!!!!
Me:45 min
Text me when you get off
Me:
work
Her: 1 min
K