One of the funnest techniques i've ever used is now going to be explained FREE OF CHARGE.
thats right, a trick thats sure to get you pussy is now going to be explained and all you gotta do is listen.
Girls are delusional. They live in their own little fantasy worlds complete with sparkling vampires named edward and the 1 dimensional prince charming they're SURE they're going to get... someday. Yet some boys still seem to think women are completely sane. Which is totally ridiculous and false.
Rule number one about pick up, and this has nothing to do with the technique, i just thought it was worth mentioning. Never, never EVER feel you have to be responsible for the emotional state of a woman. They're fragile, and they feel all sorts of ways, for no reason at all. And they'll often expect you to care how they feel and adjust the way you behave to fit their melodramatic little pity parties, but feel free to just totally ignore their emotions and be happy, content, and satisfied regardless!
Just know that they feel the way they do because of the FANTASY world inside their mind--one created by disney, the media, people magazine and all that garbage they've been exposed to since they were a kid. Not to mention the sense of entitlement they get from every boy who's ever told them they're pretty.
This technique is just a matter of joking about what already exists inside their minds, exaggerating it and poking fun at it. You shouldn't be upset that they live in their own little worlds! Rejoice in it! Ask them if they have an imaginary boyfriend. Ask them how tall he is, what he does for a living, if hes a vampire or if he sparkles. Maybe hes a superhero and a doctor, the point is to get them to admit to having an imaginary boyfriend and have her imagination (and her expectations) go wild. Some girls will think you're talking about their IDEAL boyfriend and thats alright, but ask funny questions and try and push it to be as ridiculous as possible. If she's talking about her ideal man, pretend you think she's actually seeing this man as a hallucination.
Then comes the fun part. play therapist and try to cure her of her schizophrenic delusions.
"I'm sorry samantha. Robert isn't real. He's just a figment of your imagination. I know this must be hard for you. :p"
The switchup is when you stop letting her imaginary fantasies run wild and bring her attention to the fact that they are fantasies. You comfort her, put your arms around her to try and assure her that its all going to be ok. She will laugh, she will think the whole thing is hilarious and ridiculous, and she will play along because its funny as hell. After joking around with this one for a little bit, you will later be able to dismiss anything she says as "paranoid delusions".
Tell her she's seeing things that aren't there. Say something ridiculous and when she comments on it later tell her she imagined the entire thing. There is so much fun you can have with this technique.
Even tell her that YOU are the imaginary boyfriend.
"I'm not real, Claire. You made me up. I'm a figment of your imagination, what you imagined your perfect boyfriend to be. You should really get professional help. You see this? I'm not really doing this, this is all in your head."
Theres more fun ways to spin this one but i'm just going to leave you with that. enjoy, my brothers
I just read the first line of that piece of shit and the first thing I thought was it's YOU who is a delusional fucking little cunt. One day you will get your comeuppance, trust me. The fact that you don't even KNOW women AT ALL is just the funniest fucking thing. Your whole post just screams smug, entitled, deranged little prick. Women are human beings with feelings just like men but the stupid, fucking mistake you dumb ass guys make is that you treat them like they are fucking beneath you.
None of you are alpha males but fuck you try so hard to be one and that will be your undoing. Women are far fucking smarter than men and if you go through life thinking you are greater and better than them you will probably never find true love or companionship and will die a lonely, fucking old loser. Grow up you fucking jerks and show some respect to the women you gleefully take the piss out of. It just makes me laugh my fucking head off that you really, REALLY think you are better than them. OMG you guys on here are fucking hilarious running around with your stupid, fucking theories on how a woman's mind works. Just give up now you fucking piece of shit and treat women with RESPECT. And btw while you are all tying yourself in stupid fucking knots it hasn't occurred to you that this whole PUA site is the most hated website of all time.
The advice those dick heads are giving you is demeaning, insulting and fucking offensive to women. You all treat them like some kind of fucking object that you can stick your stupid dicks into to make you feel more of a man. Following the advice and buying the books, videos etc on offer is a pathetic way to live your life. You are all being fucking exploited to hell and back but you 're all so fucking dumb you can't even see it. Treat women the way YOU want to be treated and you won't get into such a fucking state over them. RESPECT. Learn that word you dumb ass beta cunts and you may get somewhere. People come on here, especially women, and just fucking laugh and laugh at how fucking desperate and pathetic you all are. Get a fucking clue dudes. You are making fucking fools of yourselves with the relentless fucking shit you THINK you know when the real truth is that you know fuck all. Just about everything you do to get a woman is sneaky, underhand and fucking uncalled for. No wonder none of you can get or even keep a girlfriend with all that mindless shit going through your fucking, stupid heads.
CHAT
