Yeah, I sure am Digital Spy...

Check out the thread below, where I have an enormous argument with my alter ego Digital Spy, who fundamentally disagrees with everything I say! Excuse me a second, just need to take my schizophrenia pills... Shut up Hunter!! What? Shut up Digital! Uhhhhh...

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Where was I? Oh yeah, dude, come back when you've got a job. I don't know how you can afford your internet if you can't afford a bus ticket and motel.

Digital Spy is pretty hilarious. He's in his twenties, pretends to have a HB9 GF for 10 years, and for some reason has hundreds of gigantic Aspergeresque posts on a pick-up forum. I don't believe him.

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I would chop my dick off and move to the forest. you know, since yesterday my opinion changed. - bartm
A chick can have an ugly to average face but if she's skinny, that's a guaranteed 6. - HT23VWY67

If you already know they're meth-heads, just score some yourself and go to a spot where you know they typically hang. Open up with a line referring to Breaking Bad, and if she bites, let her know that you are holding and that this place is lame, so that you two can go back to your place because you have more there.

Overall though, I would stay away from such people. What if she starts coming back to your place trying to score and gets violent because she thinks you're holding out? Worse, she could tell her friends about your place and try to break in, and who knows what happens next?

Anyway, I sort of think this is just an excuse. You have convinced yourself that this is all there is, considering what you know about where you live. I have such issues like convincing myself that all the hot chicks are all taken or looking for someone to raise their kids. There may be some truth to it, but for the most part, it's an excuse for not going out and finding women to convince myself otherwise.

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"You ain't accustomed of going through customs. You ain't been nowhere, huh?"

Agree with the above. You cannot claim 100% of the women in your town are on meth. Are your parents on meth? Is your sister on meth?

Since you're not prepared to get a job, it looks like you are limited to online dating and meth girls. Or both...

*methgirl666 has just viewed your OKCupid profile! Click here to poke her with your hypodermic cupid needle!

I'm having a hard time comprehending this you want to game a girl that you know full well smokes or injects ilicit drugs?!? Even if I was absolutely desperate to get laid I'd yank it before I stuck it in a meth addict. Think of the fucking disease's you could get from that?!?

Dude if you're actually serious and this thread is not a joke I suggest you learn how to respect yourself and have some standards.

I have been doing that for 20 years and that never got me anywhere.

Dude what's your living situation? Living with parents or by yourself? Are you on welfare?

All important questions which need answering if you want us to help you pickup women.

Yes, I live with my parents. I can't move out cause I'm broke. Even if I wanted to wait tables, none of the nearby places are hiring. There isn't even a nearby labor company.

That should be stickied.

I had the same problem myself a few years back. Zero motivation, hadn't ever a financial worry in my life then I moved out, got some bills and had no money to pay them. Scared the crap out of me.

Ok but it's not going to happen overnight.
Love how people say "MOVE OUT" as if a person will just walk out with no money in there pockets, no job, and nowhere to go.

If you added up all the time you spend jacking off to porn, watching TV, smoking dope and playing video games, you'd have enough time to figure out a game-plan, get a ripped body and even write a business plan to start your own company. Your mindset is so defeatist. You've never REALLY tried to get a job, you just walk by places and make assumptions that there are no jobs, just like you walk past hot women and make assumptions that you can't approach them or they have boyfriends.

The reason why you can't get a job is the same reason why you suck with women and the same reason why you're so desperate you're prepared to tap meth poontang just to get laid and the same reason why you got no wingmen to motivate you. You're just not prepared to clean up your act and go and knock on some doors.

Grow up. Jesus. Go to college, take out a student loan, educate yourself. My parents threw me out when I was 18, I had to find a job, learn to cook, learn how to fix shit in the house and pay bills. A harsh lesson, but it made a man of me.

You feel like you don't deserve any better than meth girls. You obviously think it's a safer bet with lower risk of rejection. Getting with meth girls is the equivalent of fucking the fat chick. It says more about you than it does about them. At least they have meth addiction as an excuse for their lifestyle. What's yours?

Stop making excuses and get on with it. Fuck me sideways, man. All you're doing is making up excuses. You need to actually realise that you need to start NOW to work towards something, not bitch about it and complain like a child about how you can't have it now but takes time to work towards something of worth.

If you're so desperate to get laid on your birthday take your birthday money and find a hooker for an hour or two. Probably better than a meth addict anyway and it's easier!

Problem: You need money. Solution: Get a job or win the lottery.

A to B for solution: Make a CV, make a cover letter, print it off and walk to a store for part time or full time work. It could take a week or it could take a month but at least this time in a month you'll have a job and have income to travel outside of your crummy, meth addicted town and work towards something bigger and better.

YES!!!! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

It's going to be hard at first... You're going to have to figure out how to turn nothing into something.

Dude, if you don't have any leverage.. Any fire under your ass... You're never going to make it happen.

I don't hire people who live with their parents. I only hire people who have a shit ton of bills or things to pay for... People who live with their parents don't work hard because they have no motivation. Mommy and daddy take care of everything. But when you NEED to eat... You'll find a way to put food on the table.

Move out this week. Man up and do it.

YES!!!! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

It's going to be hard at first... You're going to have to figure out how to turn nothing into something.

Dude, if you don't have any leverage.. Any fire under your ass... You're never going to make it happen.

I don't hire people who live with their parents. I only hire people who have a shit ton of bills or things to pay for... People who live with their parents don't work hard because they have no motivation. Mommy and daddy take care of everything. But when you NEED to eat... You'll find a way to put food on the table.

Move out this week. Man up and do it.[/quote

This week when it could take up to a month to get a job? That's insane.