| You don't need to have a full blown opener for 10s. They can see through that stuff with ease. Just be confident (say clearly without quavering, "Hi, I'm _____" and then proceed to neg her.
Here are some basic negs.
-You have a pretty face.
-I like your ____, my cousin has a pair just like them.
-Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway
-That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?
-I think your hair would look better up/down
-Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.
- Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?
- I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.
- You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches ?
- You have an “interesting” figure
- Did you drink too much last night!
- I think I like your left eye best
- Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her
- Eww your palms are sweaty
- You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off
- I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago
- I like that skirt, they are very popular these days
- I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from ______?
- Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable
- You look like trouble
- Were you a dork at school or something
- Your kinda cute, like my little sister
- You look just like my high school maths teacher
- How short are you
- I can see you work out…………occasionally
- Wow, that’s a great tan….have you like not washed for a week or something he he
- Wow, I reckon with a bit of training you could be a stripper or a pole dancer….how cool would that be
- You remind me of my weird ex
- You seem way too nice for me……at least say fuck a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation
- Well it was nice to small talk with you.
- Is that an Oompa Loompa bag (because it was bright orange) _________________ The ultimate lesson of psychoanalysis is that human life is never "just life": we are possessed by the strange drive to enjoy life in excess, attached to a surplus which derails the ordinary run of things.
-Slavoj Zizek
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