Let's say you end up spending the night at some girl's house. Do you guys bring an overnight bag or something like that with a tooth brush, toothpaste, and maybe some clothing to change into the next day before you leave? That makes sense to me on paper, but a lot of my female friends have told me about guys that do that and they make fun of these guys relentlessly for it, so I've always assumed that's a bad idea. But what do you do when your breath smells like you just got done eating a shit sandwich? And how do you go about bringing the bag into her house/apartment? That seems kind of awkward since it's so imposing.

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When girls don't have any extra toothbrush, I say something like: "Look. I'm gonna eat your pussy. Can I borrow your toothbrush? I don't want you getting UTI."

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Depends on the situation.

If the girl knows you're gonna end up staying the night then I don't see any downside to taking a bag of stuff, you wouldn't wanna have to wear the same clothes the day after.

However if it's just for a 'DVD night' or some other code for staying the night where it's not quite as clear, I probably wouldn't take a bag. I've had to improvise before by brushing my teeth with my finger and always having gum in my pocket.

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I always carry quite some stuff on my trunk because of my work and because I like to be prepared in case of a zombie apocalipse.

I usually carry a "Urban Survival Kit", aka "EDC" (stands for EveryDay Carry). This is basically a small pocket sized bag with stuff you might need. See those survival kits for when you get lost in the jungle? Basically that for your safaris in the urban jungle. Mine is composed of a Swiss army knife, flash drive, SD card, condom, hair wax sample package, sun screen sample package, asperine, throat tablets, small perfume vial, and a disposable toothbrush (manufactured my Colgate, very small, sold in packs of two) all neatly packed on a wallet sized cordura zipped bag from a military surplus store. So that takes care of the most imediate needs (toothbrush, hair products, perfume and sun screen).

On the trunk of my car I have two overnight bags: One with a suit, shirt, tie and black shoes; another with jeans or chinos, t-shirt, polo shirt, sweather, practical jacket and shoes. These are useful because of wardrobe malfunctions (like an intern secretary spilling coffee on you. No, it's not as fun as in a porn movie) or short notice activities, like your boss inviting you to play golf or skeet shot during lunch and you dressed in a suit.

Awesome. You're the man!

I'll definitely do this.

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Thank you sir.

Funny, this is the kind of stuff survivalists, melitias and outdoorsman do, and it is incredibly useful for when you wake up on a strange place with a pounding headhache and a gir that looked waaaay more atractive last night.

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