How to defuse this Shit test ?



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:24 pm 
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Good afternoon alphas and thanks a reading, a good week to all.




I get this a lot, how to defuse it ? Has anyone come across it ?





HB: Stop being so sensitive !
PU....






Opinions are welcomed !


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:00 pm 
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Off the bat, here's some ways to respond:

"I thought you hipster/new age/... [insert stereotype that fits to her persona] chicks dig sensitive men" said in a joking manner

"I can't stop being sensitive, I was a girl before my sex change surgery" said in an overtly dramatic way

"I can't help it, my ex girlfriend pussyfied me" said with a wide grin

"What, this?... you should see me when I get my period..."


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:52 pm 
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You: I used to have a penis this big and long... (Exaggerate your nonverbal signs on the "...big and long.." with a very serious look on your face.)
Girl: (Put girl's nonverbal reactions here.)
You: ...and then my ex-girlfriend tried to shorten it with an ax. If you were in my place, will you not be overly sensitive after the trauma?
You: When I take a pee in front of horses, horses turn their backs on me in shame. Now, I dunno, horses laugh when they see my mangled member.

The gist is to keep the girl laughing so hard so she touches you everywhere. Meanwhile, you sexually escalate on her erotic body parts. At the very least, if you can't f-close her within 24-hours, she'll associate your presence with very sexual thoughts and good feelings when she sleeps at night.

Note: The horse short story is a field tested filler several dozen times with a slight variation.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:02 pm 
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This is not a shit test... Just stop being so fucking sensitive. Lighten up.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:08 pm 
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This is not a shit test... Just stop being so fucking sensitive. Lighten up.
Lol yeah. Good responses given, but if chicks are telling you this you're being a pussy in the first place.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:39 pm 
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Ahahahahahahahhah even i laughed my ass off, that is an amazing feedback guys. I am indeed very sensitive, but fuck it, i just wanna win the shit tests and see how bad i can get away with it ahahaha.





One of the shit test one of the girls had this comeback, and i hesitated for a sec....


PU:(Said something like) You re right, extra daily sex does make me extra sensitive, be so kind to ignore it....
HB: Ahhh, too much information !



And i said something like....."Its necessary to clear my situation" ......Im sure you guys got this one before so Is it still possible to comeback alive ?






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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:08 am 
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Jeez, guys stop worrying about passing shit tests, amogging dudes, when to text, what to text, what's a good date, freezing out girls to make them want you, why she takes long to text back etc. Just set dates and fucking escalate on chicks. You know what's more "alpha" than all that shit? Taking her home and fucking her good. Why in hell do people make this shit complicated? While you guys are grinning at them with your witty replies, I'm the guy who they meet at the bar, fuck them a couple days later, then show me your text messages in bed and say shit like "I liked this guy before but not anymore. Delete."


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:58 am 
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Rant, the goal here is not to get a specific girl, is to learn a bit more social skills, in a comment or social situation that annoys me frequently..........







Relax and dont worry about escalating here, it is going to happen.......


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:02 am 
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Rant, the goal here is not to get a specific girl, is to learn a bit more social skills, in a comment or social situation that annoys me frequently..........







Relax and dont worry about escalating here, it is going to happen.......
If this were about social skills, you would simply lighten up as Majick said. If you wanted to get better at social situations, this "shit test" you keep getting means that you're coming across as sensitive and pussyish. So you would look at your behavior and fix that.

If you want a comeback to make girls laugh or be impressed by your wit fine. If you want to fuck these girls, lighten up and escalate.

You'll probably not listen to this, continue to be sensitive and give a killer response next time a girl tells you. Then you'll be the guy that grins to himself about how cool he looks, while the guy that gets her is the one who made a move in the moment.


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if you weren't so sensitive her saying you're sensitive wouldn't bother u! so just don't be sensitive ;-)

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Don't qualify so much telling her how you feel. When in doubt, silence is golden.

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