At 51 or in your 50s you shouldn't be sniffing around 20 year olds as you just look sad and desperate. Girls are nice to your face but laughing at you behind your back. No decent girl wants a fuck from their father which is what you sick people are looking for. Get a clue. Stick to your own age group and stop making complete fools of yourselves. Seems you all have the emotional mentality of a child and that's why you hang around them hoping they'll give you the time of day. Acting like a bloody pedophile around young girls shows what a truly sick fuck you are. I bet the 50 year old women are classier and more inteliligent than you so that's why you stoop to a child's level. You should all be arrested for lack of dignity. Get a grip and stick to the oldies. At 50 you've had your day so leave the young lads like me to have some peace and quiet with girls my age instead of muscling in like some smelly old has been pretending your young. I bet you look in your mirrors and really believe you still have it. No you don't. Stop creeping around bars like a load of fucking losers. Girls can spot your desperation a mile away and will use you to get a free drink, tease you a little, building up your hopes and then disappear laughing at what saddos you are. Pick up Artists. Don't make me fucking laugh!

Who are you angry at Spy Guy? Older dog pull a robbery on you, and you never got over it?

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I say what I see. I have a beautiful girlfriend who is gorgeous, witty, funny, intelligent, has a fit body and has the biggest bluest eyes ever, blonde hair and is the hottest girl I have ever been with and I love her so much. Guys are always hitting on her and really believe they have a chance to take her away from me. Ha ha. Yeh right. Must try harder dudes as not one of you is even fit enough to tie her shoelaces. I see them standing there pretending they are intelligent, smart, oh so clever and interesting and really believe they are impressing her with their shitty, boring small talk when deep down she is giving me sly looks thinking to herself go away you old fucking loser. My girl is a statistician and has been to a top university in Europe and is just too savvy and smart for the dumb fuckers out there. Nothing makes me cringe more than watching some old bloke really thinking he's gonna get her number or a bit of action. Fuck off dude and get real you asshole.

In the tragic PUA world (I mean seriously?? do you really believe what that idiot Brad tells you or whatever dumbass name he calls himself?). He's a misogynistic fuckwit and treats women like shit, talks about them like they're objects or a piece of meat to fuck, to lie to and play sick mind games with. Yeh lads pretend you have 20 girls on the go to get her jealous, pretend you are an alpha male when you are really a beta. This Brad dude just fucks with your stupid heads and you all listen to the jerk like he is some kind of God.

Women are human beings which is something that thick cunt has never, ever acknowledged. Hey Brad or whatever you call yourself you should be taken off the Internet with your utter shit and sneaky underhand ways at getting money out of young lads. You're taking the piss out of them cuz guess what guys. You too can bang 30 girls a day!!! How the fuck do we know Brad has fucked even one girl a week? We just take his shitty word for it. We have no proof.

Anyway in keeping with the PUA world of desperate losers my girl would be an HB9 (again that is just insulting to women to give them marks out of 10 but then guys are so fucking stupid they think they're being really clever). When me and my gal go out to bars, clubs etc we see the old desperate losers trying to pick up young girls and it's just pitiful. These 50 year olds really do believe they DESERVE girls young enough to be their fucking daughters and have no qualms whatsoever about being a creepy, lecherous cradle snatcher around them.

I'm a young lad but I'd rather die than fucking hang around bars thinking I'm still in my 20s and acting like I'm a complete loser desperate for a tweenie so I can show her off to my loser mates. I mean what the fuck would an old man in his 50s who probably has grand children got in common with a fucking 20 year old? You could talk about One Direction and both swoon over that Beiber, little asshole I suppose. Get real. She's either with you for your money or for a bet and oh man be honest guys. You're pulling out all the stops to buy her any darn thing she wants to keep her because you're terrified someone younger and richer and better looking than you takes her away from you. Ha ha. She'll bleed you dry and dump you and then you can hate her forever and then hate every woman ever born.

You may even feel so bitter that you'll join that hilarious men going their own way pathetic , little movement because women have made such stupid sad cunts out of you all. Too funny!! Remember guys, when your in your 50s or older you ain't 20 anymore so do yourself a big favour and leave young girls alone you sick paedophiles. It'll end in tears with her being rich and you broke living in a dirty, smelly bedsit, hating on every woman just because your cock was desperate for your daughter and a bit of skirt. Stick to your own age group you sad cunts. You've had your day. Go look in a mirror and the truth will be staring right back atcha!

Digital Spy you need to stop watching porn and remove the massive chip on your shoulder. The only possible reason for your disgust is because you're sick of older guys with better game stealing your chicks. You love being the only PUA in your age group because you feel like a shark in a sea full of fish. Until the older sharks arrive and make you feel like another fish.

Jealousy is a terrible thing. If girls want to sleep with older guys, let them.

I am 29 ftr.

Well went out NY Eve to party of dominican, puerto rican, sista's and other nationalities. I was the only available white guy there. There was one other white guy but his GF was hitting on me. I was wearing a bowler. Thank you Mystery.

So I'm texting HB8 all day jan 2, middle of blizzard. Finally she tells me to come over and hang out around 11 and smoke some. I get there and she comes running out naked in a blanket - in the middle of a blizzard.

We come back to my place I give her boxers and t-shirt and we hang out for a few hours until her allergic reaction to my cat forces her to beg me to take her home. In the middle of a blizzard.

I still haven't gotten a kiss. I normally get F'd on the first date. But this is the hottest I've ever worked. Going to see her in about 20min. Have I already fallen into the friend zone?

LMFAO

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Thank You!, Thank you very much! I'll be doing shows every thursday and sunday after 4pm. Please be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. Have a good night and I'll see ya next time.

Hahahaha.

Oh please. I've been with my gorgeous girl for 10 years. Mate it's you arseholes that are jealous. Most of the guys on here have text relationships that last for like .... errr ... 10 fucking minutes and it all goes horribly wrong. I got my girl because I didn't pretend I was this, that or the other which you stupid arseholes do. We didn't do the whole head fuckery games which blokes just love to do to feel superior. Like yeh I see other girls, leave my options open but babes I love you and they mean nothing to me. Vom. The trouble with you stupid cunts is that you always, always pretend you're someone that your not.

I've got the girl, I'm living the dream and the dumb old 50 year old bozos need to move on, stop disrespecting me and my girl and fuck off to their graves. Go to a prozzie and pay to be with a 15-20 year old because guess what, old men are that sick and desperate they'd pay for it.. Yep they're such losers they'll go for a fuck to make themselves feel like their lives mean something and their lives aren't fucking meaningless and to feel like oh yeah, I gave a girl an orgasm. Lol. Yeh right. They fake it so well and scream and pretend it's the best fuck ever while the stupid cunts really believe it. Saddos or what.

Listen dude most YOUNG blokes are insecure, stupid and let their dicks rule their stupid, fucking heads. They'll end up as one tangled mess of complete head fuckery trying to double guess, double cross and double doubt girls. Hey 50 year olds, get real, stop fucking your daughters, stop looking for girls younger so that YOU can feel so fucking special and go sit at your cold, meaningless graveside because you know you're a worthless cunt with shitty chat up lines that the girls snigger at behind your backs. Get with your own age group or reap what you fucking sow man.

Keep listening to this misogynistic PUA Brad cunt and keep your problems rolling on in. Every single guy on here has relationship fuck ups listening to that fucking dick but hey, I love reading the shitty idiotic mess you stupid asssholes get into and actually believe that misogynistic shit head will help you out.

PS Hey my blue eyed gorgeous girl, have I got a romantic anniversary for you xxx

So let me get this straight. You're in your 20's and you started going out with your girlfriend 10 years ago? Assuming you've been faithfully monogamous for the past decade, that means you started seeing her in your teens, so are you really qualified to be giving pickup advice? This is a pickup forum. You spend so long trying to keep your girl and fighting off other guys who hit on her that it's made you an angry bitter man. If you were secure in your relationship and not possessive of your girlfriend, guys chatting her up would not bother you. If the guy is young and hot, your girlfriend will love the attention, don't kid yourself that she doesn't.
Why you so mad though? lol. Clearly you have anger management issues. I couldn't give a toss if old guys pay for sex. Let them waste their money and let them be perverts. It's better that they pay prozzers for sex than rape somebody.
One day you will be old yourself. What if you marry your girlfriend, have kids, then in 10-20 years' time one of you has a midlife crisis and cheats? Perfectly possible. Then you split up, you've got child maintenance to pay, mortgage to pay, half of everything goes to her. Then what? Are you just gonna sit around wanking off to porn? Or go down to the old people's home to run some daygame, since being 50 apparently means you are a senile geriatric incapable of giving a woman an orgasm? Ask any woman, they will tell you that experience beats youth in the bedroom any day! I was crap in bed when I was 19. I had to learn. By the time I'm 50, girls will be squirting before I get their knickers off
I'm no fan of Brad. He's more of a narcissist than a misogynist. But it sounds like you are on the wrong forum. Join P-U-A-H8 if you have nothing but negative shit to say. Your hate consumes you. You don't come across as a chilled, likeable bloke. More of an angry bellend ranting about shit that really doesn't matter if you're a real man who's got his shit together. Relax.

Well deep in the friend zone with HB8. It gets more bizarre by the minute. When I went for the kiss she threw BF at me. Need to destroy this mf now. It should be easy. But she is playing tough.

But she is coming over in an hour to do laundry. Ya I know FZ again. Should I do some kino or start negging the shit out of her.

Or cut it loose. She has lots o hot friends. I almost feel like I fell in a pit of pussy or vipers!

20 minutes tops. You're neediness for her is the chink in the armour and as DD keeps saying;"Attraction isn't a choice".

This is why they make short busses.

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Adamsavage,

Its perfectly alright for you to go after 20 somethings. Women age like milk, and men age like wine, as the saying goes. As long as you take care of yourself physically you will be alright.

Here's a great post on the topic of aging for men and picking up women

http://www.quitporngetgirls.com/2013/01 ... is-better/

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Ooooh Spy, you just got called! What you think is a HB9 is probably much less, you are just so hung-up on your one and only to admit it.

Also, don't flack the guys on the board. You have no idea of our intelligence, looks, success, or lifestyles. I've gone out with guys in their 40/50s that are awesome to hang out with and a blast to be around.

Personally, I am currently 25. Became a CFO on Wall St at the age of 24. Also have a lay record of somewhere between 23-26ish (which is what.. at least 2,200% better then you? Yah.).

Cheers,
Lucas

I remember having heard of something about this that Ross Jeffries said:

It was something among the lines of passing the ball to the girl: "Yeah, I`m 51. Are you mature enough to keep a convo with a guy that age?"

Not specifically that, but you get the point. What the man tries to do is to make her qualify to your age, and not the other way around.

Sidenote: I`ve always been told that us men are like wine: we get better when aged.