Is this a good online profile? Am I too dry? I feel it's a good written example of how I come off in real life so any input is appreciated. I know this is far from the only component but I had a more cocky funny profile in the past but only ugly fat girls ever contacted me. I have really high problem solving skills and emotional awareness which have allowed me to be very financially successful but I have rock bottom self esteem. I'm trying to showcase what I do have.

"I recently started a DJ Service with an associate of mine, it has been great meeting so many new people and to experience the energy they bring. I am definitely a people person and spend most of my time with friends. A couple times a month I watch UFC, it's a big part of my life and I visit Vegas once a year to take part in an event put on by USA Today. In the summer there's nothing better than being out on the river under a Bimini Top relaxing in the shade and enjoying the river air. I attend a number of events including River Bandit games, Comedians, Country/Rock Concerts, and Super Cross. I've traveled much of the US and Brazil for work, I'd like to plan a cruise to the Bahamas or the Caribbean as soon as I find a partner in crime. In the mean time my friends and I are visiting London and Ireland to retrace our heritage. I enjoy conversation with people who can be honest with themselves. I graduated from Western Illinois University with a Bachelors in Business Management and a concentration in Accounting. I spent the last ten years as an Engineer and recently transferred into IT, people like to talk a lot, but I've found I really can do anything."