The title pretty much says it all, share your story about your wierdest pick-up, be it a situation, a "unique" girl, or one of those cases where everything went wrong but still somehow you won.
Here's mine: I picked the funeral director at my grandaddy's burial.
When my grandfather died my mother called a funeral home and they said they would send someone over to arrange things with my family. I was expecting some creepy old guy from a B Series horror movie, instead who showed up at our door was a cute (not stunning, but O.K.) girl in her early to mid twenties with a kind of a goth look to her. My father was away on a business trip, my mother was in tears and unable to act, so I couragiously took it upon myself to conduct the business and make the fueral arrangements. Lucky for me, the girl was all about offering confort for my lost

One downside, though: I never got to do it on a coffin. She had that fetish and we were supposed to meet on her office after closing time but it never happened. I still had lots of fun the regular way
Now it's your turn!