Well hello everyone. I just got back from the gym and checked out my good old facebook, don't know if it was outta habit or just boredom..I should be studying for my management test tomarrow.

Any who...

I see this chicks update status that she litterally jusssst posted saying.

"...he chose the short, hefty girl.. and left me., what a dumbass! haha"

So within seconds.. Of course... I post on her wall...

"it all works out kid.. now im gonna swoop you up and its game over"

About 10 minutes or so later I receive a response saying

"Ohhh is that what you think lol???

pretty Confident, eh?"

I wait a few minutes not too look toooo desperate and close with a little push/pull action..

"yup. Can tell by your crooked but cute smile. But I don't know....Seem pretty needy posting up messages like that!"

She still hasn't replied.. and I'm sitting here smiling..thinking yup... shes prolly scanning through my pictures and sees what i post.. Omg what should i say ahhhh =p

I'll keep yall updated, I'm just poking a little fun.. enjoy

~gotsthabeef

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Texas boy!

judging from her first response, she didn't sound too upset. Anyways after writing that she responded with

"HAHA what message you talking about?"

so i told her..

"What you mean what messages?! Your broadcasting yourself..entertaing tho that you changing the status every 10 minutes"

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Texas boy!

Keep it up and stay congruent

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I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking.
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste.
What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

very good and witty, I like how you done this keep up with that game and pass her guard from there!
-NO REGARD-

Haha you were right. that last neg put her overboard. She's no longer my friend on facebook.. Opps.. Oh Well.. All fun and games

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Texas boy!

So I know its game over but to be a nice guy I sent the last message I'm going to send..

"hey, sorry i offended you.. I know i came off cocky and you dont know me... but i was tryin to poke fun at something and cheer ya up. Break ups suck and shit but I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Cheers and smile =]
"

I'm out for the night though, studying has got me all blurry eyed

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Texas boy!

woke up this morning and found a little message in my inbox.

"Well thanks for the Apology... Yeah i figured you were jokin at first, but then you just kept makin jokes, and I dont even know you... But i appreciate you tryin to cheer me up... Means a lot

Thanks again"


So there it is boys. I'm stuck now. I probably won't do anything but if yall have any advice let me know.

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Texas boy!

Wow, that couldn't have gone worse.

don't sweat it dude, being considered a cocky asshole doesn't mean she won't sleep with you or date you, it just means you gotta pull back on the cocky a lil bit. I emailed a broad on POF and she never responded back, couple of days later I emailed her and said hey I sent you a message a couple of days ago and you never replied back which is cool but I just made this profile, can I get your female opinion on it?

She wrote back and told me I was close minded, she was 10 lbs over the weight limit I listed but she wasn't fat, just big tits and ass, told me I was an asshole, not that good looking, self-absorbed, arrogant and insulting to women. I said hey cool, I'll take that into consideration. We've now traded about a dozen emails, she's showing some interest now and we will probably go on a date once she gets back from college in a few weeks.... lol

My point of the story, it's better to be a cocky asshole than a desperate nice-guy.

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any Man can sweep any Woman off her feet, you just have to have the right broom...

Advice, I definitely like the "cocky asshole" > "nice guy" any day.

The way I see it is when you ask like an ass, you can pull back from the cocky and actually fluff her a bit, keep her entertained, and once she's interested she'll want to get to know more about the nice side of you, but still keep it cocky.

Cheers, Zennixx.

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