Last weekend, two friends and I went to some club. I prefer it because it's not loud (at all). We booked a table near two others of dudes and one of 3 +10HBs. After 10-15 minutes of checking the surroundings I went straight to the women table.
Me: Hey, listen, I just lost a bet with my friends over there (and instructed them to smile and raise glasses when the set would be looking at them) and now I have to bring over three chic ladies with positive attitude! Aaaand ofcourse, look around, you guys seem the perfect target! (they smile a bit)
Moreover, we need to make you laugh! If not, I suppose we need to have a tickle fight! Do you guys even carry a license for such long nails, cause I don't feel that secure... (massive feedback in laughs)
To Girl1, while sitting next to her: My incredible flair is telling me right now that you're the spiritual leader of this gorup and since they're on their toes already, all you need to do is take my hand, stand up, walk with me to the table and the 6 of us can have a great time and prepare the tickle fight!
Girl 1: Oh gosh (while standing), we can't refuse you, since you you're pretty good with this kind of BULLSHITTTT!

G1 takes my hand, G2 puts her arm around me, while G3 is touching my back! KBOOOOMMM!!! We're at our table!
Later, one of my friends told me that the rest of the guys nearby we're literally drooling when we walked right in front of them!

Later I k-closed G2. We even invited them at my place, but in the end we gave up. Anyway, I isolated the G2 and tried to make just her pay me a visit, but she replied with "I have a secret and you can't find it so soon!". I don't exactly recall how the 6 of us split, but when I got home, I texted her with:
So what was the bizarre secret you were trying to hide? I hope it's not that you have 12 foot fingers and on Saturday's nights you got a really ticklish back!?
G2: No no... You're kinda sweet, but I don't have sex that soon.
Me: Oh boy, who mentioned sex?? I wanted us to cook pancakes at 5am. You little pervert!
G2: Sleep tight, and stop dreaming naughty about me!


I don't think the it was perfect, but hey, since I believe there was attraction and I smooth talked them, I managed to pull it off. Maybe with massive luck, Idk.
Any suggestions on how I could improve this? I haven't got any routine prepared so far in the clubs but I'm thinking about using this again. Thanks.

Not bad. Just be less interested and affected.

You know when she txt'ed, that she doesn't has sex that early. You could have just said.

"Gosh... I was just talking about pancakes." or "Ohh... Dear. Pancakes Brekky. Just like normal people spend their morning."

When you called her a perv, you secretly told her you wanted sex. Keep txting always neutral and unaffected. And do the escalating part when she is actually with you. In my opinion, only newbies do sexual txting.

Remember, you always wanna be different to the rest.

"A tickle fight?" Sorry, but that sounds really gay and feminine. Never say something like that again. Hit the gym and get under some weights to increase testosterone.

well, if the information provided is correct.. it worked... and it sounds funny to me. Why scrap something thats worked?
Couldn't disagree more