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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:28 am Post subject:
hahaha, nothing better than a hooker. I've fucked 2 different hookers in the past 2 years. First time I found what i thought looked like the hottest lady in the world online her rate was $400/hr I brought $100. we fucked til about 6am, went to sleep woke up around 12 and she took me out to lunch, the bill was only $60 for both of us, she's asked if I could cover it..not paying from the night before I threw the $100 in the check, the server comes back with the change, she drops a 10 in the book and puts the rest in her wallet.
2nd time, I was so emo, didn't want to talk to girls or have anything to do with them, but still wanted some tail, found a girl for $250/hr went there she asked for the money i gave it to her, afterwards, i tell her
"i can't believe you do this, just take it from anyone who gives you money, like this is your life, makes me sick"
her "yeah..gotta pay those bills some how"
me "so you make a good living off this"
her "yeah, like 10 grand a month" (FUCKING WHORE)
me "yea..so i'm not so impressed with your service, you think you could give me the money back"
and sure enough she did.
Honorable. Paying a hooker for sex and then trying to get the money back by telling her you're "not so impressed" with her service. That takes about as much balls as jerking off.
As long as there's a struggle for money, there's always going to be whores.
CHAT
