Tattoos. I’m not a fan of tattoos. Maybe it’s my Madonna - Whore complex, but I prefer women with clean bodies. Imagine a beautiful creature wearing nothing but some ankle, wrist and neck jewellery. Yum!

Anyway. Females with tattoos are the equivalent of a peacock showing it’s plume. You can use the tattoos as an excuse to approach.

Now the obvious association with a tattoo is, “pain.”

“I like your tattoo, did it hurt?” Gong! Wrong. Do not say this. This is obvious, and cliche. Avoid cliches. Instead, use her tattoo to make a cold read.

“A dove,” (touching the tattoo without permission to display sexual dominance,) “Did you ever have dreams of flying or falling?”

See how this is better than, “That’s cool. What does it mean?” A value taking question.

What if she has another female cliche tattoo, a flower on her shoulder?

“I’m allergic to flowers. You might have killed me!” (Sniffing her shoulder followed by an over-exaggerated heart attack.)

The above is creative. Creativity is good. A bad example would be…

“Cool tattoo. Where did you get it?”

Like you actually care. Don't pretend girls are idiots. They're naive, not stupid, mostly.

If you’re attracted to girls with tattoos, this should help you to avoid the obvious and cliche’d openers she hears from every single guy. “I like your tattoo. Did it hurt? Where did you get it?”

Instead you could be an ass and say, “You love tattoos because you have Daddy issues. You read cheap books like Fifty Shades of Grey to satisfy your submissive pornography addiction and you’re a brat. Hi, I’m Tony.”

Now, this is just me being silly and saying something as absurd as that could totally backfire. But it could also be really funny and engaging to a girl who is sick of nice, boring, vanilla men. Girls with lots of tattoos are generally drawn to bad boys. So use that to your advantage. Be a silly jerk. And if you’re rejected, who cares? Next!

Good luck.

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Your post is completely invalidated by saying that you prefer women with "clean bodies." How is anyone supposed to take advice from a guy talking about how to talk to women that he admits he does not like. Get over your complex and try again later.

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Hey relax. Not that extreme. I do prefer women without tattoos. But I'm not a fundamentalist or anything. Invalidated?

Ok let me hold your hand and tell you about human nature little one. Because someone does not like the way a tattoo looks, does not mean he does not like the person wearing the tattoo.

Sometimes I think men only come on these forums to create arguments and pick on each other. Nerds. And you're supposed to be a forum leader. It's like the blind leading the blind, picking at each others scabs.

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You brought up a good point. Everyone does seem to ask the same retarded questions when it comes to tattoos. I like it.

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Very informative, thanks!

People who have tattoos simply love talking about them- no one has ever made a tatto for no reason.
Me included in that statistic

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Thanks OP you have made some good suggestions I feel.

You contradicted yourself by saying you don't like girls with tattoos and continued giving advice on how to compliment a girl with a tattoo. Irrelevant topic switch, but still a great post. Thank you.

I dont have tattoos, I prefer girls with no tattoos, i just dont like tattoos in general. But that's just me.

If a girl has tats I don't say anything because I have zero interest in them ajd i dont care what colour or shape they are or what they symbolize, no interest at all. A girl talking about her tattoos is an instant cure for insomnia. Girls sometimes ask me why I dont have tattoos and i say because i dont want them, and its not the pain its that i think the whole concept of drawing on yourself is retarded.

But thats just me. if you like tattoos power to ya.

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