Anything in life that can be done can be fucked up too, and openers are no different. I understand there is no perfect opener, but perhaps you guys have your all time favourites, that wor out 99% of the time? Something to take onboard and feel confident that it will be a starter for a convo

"Excuse me, isin't this a gay bar, why are all these girls here?" (Sets)
"If I wasn't being totally gay today, You would sooooo be mine!" (solo, 2 set)

But pretty much any opener will work as long as it is funny or interesting.


Peace...

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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

There is no such thing as the 'perfect' opener. Canned or fresh. It's the confident bold delivery.

You could just about recite a nursery rime with the proper delivery, and she will follow you home.

With that said, let me post this gem I have used with success.

“Does your boyfriend/husband know you’re flirting with me? Let’s try not to make it so obvious!”

I like to think it establishes several thing in one smooth sentence. And busts some hurdles right out of the gate.

CONFIDENCE-BOLDNESS-HUMOR. And it establishes her Boyfriend status!

The girl I last used this with, said "Aren't you Heywood?" with a slight blush.

I said "You have me at an unfair advantage, and I don't like to be taken advantage of!"

She blurts "KARI!! With a K!"

I'll be seeing Kari next Wednesday.

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Thanks, those actually sound pretty solid !

Openers just open, they really dont matter.

It just has to be something that people will respond to with more than a one word answer.

Once they respond with more than a couple of words, your now in a conversation.

The only thing to remember is your opener shouldnt make your intentions clear, so things like "whats your name, what do you do etc" not only get an auto response but they also convey your interest as girls hear them all the time.

Openers should be short, vaguely interesting and should not be possible to answer in one word. Thats pretty much my take on it.

Noone is going to fall for you on the basis of the opener, you are just getting the girl / group to say a few words back so that you can move onto something else. Once they say something back, your in a conversation, but its a conversation that you are always going to immediately change the topic so the opener really dosent matter as it dosent even connect to whats said next.

Facebook one, for myself.

"Trust me, I'd hit up on you, but I have a girlfriend."