Hi

How can I find out if a customer is open to giving sexual favors instead of money?
Like I wanna tell her "if you give me a blowjob, I will do this for you at 50% off" but I cant be so direct because it's kind of risky. How can I imply it? I also need to have an "escape route" so if she acts disgusted, I can say "that's not what I meant"

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The whole idea seems hardly desperate, creepy, or wrong at all.
At least your trying for 50% instead of free.

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So glad I read this thread...I suspected I might by the title alone.

If you tell a girl that she'll have to pay less in return for sexual favors, you will get (rightfully) sued for sexual harassment, and your reputation will be destroyed. It will be very difficult for you to find work again after something like that.

Use your brain, buddy.

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If there's one thing I have to tell you about this it's NEVER risk your career for a one night stand.

It's your life man. Keep your job, you will need it. Sex comes and goes and you can hook up outside of work.

what kind of business do you work in? this would be easy if it were a grocery store.

if she were to buy a root vegetable for instance you could look her in the eye all the whilst you suggestively 'handle' the root vegetable teasingly close to your mouth all the whilst giving her a knowing look and a suggestive smirk before saying, 'you dig?'

how does that sound?

Say "Hey did you hear it's Steak & BJ day today? I can give you a special offer on the steak. How about a BJ?" Then go from there

Excellent troll job by the way. 10/10.

I am not risking my career, I am a freelancer and have no boss, so the worst case scenario is that the client will be disgusted and leave.
I know this makes me look like I am creepy, but it's just a fantasy of mine.
I have 3 fantasies (please dont judge me, we all have weird fetishes)

1. giving customer free service in exchange for sexual favors
2. I want to be a pizza delivery guy or plumber and walk into a MILF's house, and you know the rest.
3. I want to be a gynecologist and examine a MILF and you know the rest.

ok I guess too much porn does that to you.

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I have not failed 10,000 times. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Edison

This. I assume this is a joke? If not, you have issues OP.

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You've got problems dude. A few too many pronos?