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So, I number closed with this absolutely gorgeous female last week (she looks like a 20x-more beautiful Rachel Weisz with the body of Miranda Kerr). I text her three or four times over the weekend, but things got stale - she wasn't returning my texts.
How do I recover her interest?
"Seriously, (Insert girls name here). This shit has to stop. The late night phone calls, the non stop text messaging... This is NOT how you get a man. You are being ridiculous."
I've never tried this one myself, but it sounds good. I've had really good luck with the I'm divorcing you routine. I just send a text saying this relationship is clearly not working out we need a divorce, ill have my lawyer send you the paperwork I'm gonna be taking the house cars and money you keep our crazy kids. I've used that line 4 or 5 times and each time I got a positive reply in under a minute. Good luck