So I'm the type of guy who goes to pubs and clubs a lot and I've came up with a good opener. I just need you to share your opinions and I'm fully open to criticisms, so please don't be hesitant to say anything against the idea because I'd like to improve it if it has any flaws.

This opener was personally tested by me a couple of times and it actually worked, especially in concerts.
I never got a backfire or an insult, YET.

Remember, this approach requires confidence. Have the correct posture (straight body) and do NOT lean in when saying it. Keep your head straight and say it with a surprised tone.

So you approach the girl and you tell her "Did you just touch my ass?"

If she says "Yes", you can simply tell her "You can do again if you want, but I'll have to charge you for it"
If she says "No", you can tell her "Why not!?" in a normal tone. She'll either laugh or touch it.

The rest depends on you (the routines you've memorized or already know).

So...What do you guys think?

Yeh can work.

Not the 1st time I heard this in the PUA community.

Personally, I walk past and bump into them gently and when they react "did you just touch my ass?, I don't blame you bla ," then eventually she will ask my profession which I say ass model

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Really? I thought I was the one to come up with such a move.

I like your idea too, it's "less awkward" if you get what I mean.
Might keep improving it until I make it a 100% successful opener.


Thanks

Yup I think I heard if from RSD or something. I forgot.

No such thing as a 100% successful opener though, everyone has those nights where its like quick sand and everything goes wrong, But then also the nights where you are on fire making it look easy..

much way more important things to worry about than the perfect openers though.

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Hey, tried this out a few times tonight... worked twice, the first set I opened were to stupid to understand the humour behind it.

Second set I opened with it went ok.. bit wobbly and I had to change off the ass thing quickly.

This workesa treat on the girls that purposely dance close to you (proximity) they're waiting to be opened and this fits it perfectly.

Yoghurt

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I have to agree, but still, I opened up many two sets with this line and it worked perfectly. Maybe it's the sense of humor you have to flow over when you're speaking. And I think you're right, it's really effective on girls who dance close to you.

@Pebble. I know what you mean. It's actually how you deliver the line and the routines that follow, but a line full of humor (assuming you know how to deliver it) won't hurt too. Might be one good opener, you never know.