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I am very young looking for a 19 year old, I resemble more like a 16 year old. I don't let it phase me, I redirect it by playfully saying I am in my mid30's. Do I treat this well or shall I use something different? I have been told this many times so maybe it is getting to my head a bit now.
I get shit tested a lot for being old at +40. I get the usual "How old are you?" from 18 to 21 year old girls.
My typical answers are:
1. 85 : "Wow, you look so young!" will be the usual reply.
2. "Don't worry you won't go to jail if you rode my cock. I'm no longer a minor." : (Girl giggles.)
You can reframe your answers this way and see how it goes:
1. 5 : "WTF! You're pulling my leg." (or any similar reply.) You can retort with something like, "Yeah. But I'm hung like a horse. Do you like to ride horses?"
2. "Don't worry you won't go to jail if you rode my cock. I'm no longer a minor. Just be gentle since I've got arthritis and other old man problems ."

Ok, if you used any of these routines except for maybe the first one I can guarantee that you'd scare the girls and blow yourself out.
Seriously, who talks about how they're "hung like a horse" to a girl they've just met? No girls going to giggle over that. They're just going to look at each other like "Oh god not another one" and ditch you as soon as possible. It's not effective, it's just pathetic.
Bottom line is, it's not Alpha to suddenly bring up sex like that to a girl you just met. All it'd do is creep them out and show the world how deeply insecure whoever used it is. Just do the entire PUA community a favour and never give anyone that advice again, ever.
Sorry man but it had to be said.
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