Spice,
Let's have it right. You're on here venting your frustration as you currently can't get access to troll scotlair or disrupt the forum by flooding the Discussion section with your flame threads. Which you claim creating gives you, "the time of my life".
We've been down this road several times now in the past couple of years. You got your first 3 day ban for calling an Irishman on the board a Fenian monkey, an Indian a chapatis, and threatening to drive to Glasgow and assault a member. This was against a background of posting as a self-proclaimed guru. This is all on open forum. Following the understandable backlash you then posted saying you were leaving the forum forever...
...to come back under the alias machine, posting an apology for your previous behaviour, and were welcomed back. However in short order you decided the forum wasn't up to snuff again i.e. you weren't hailed as our Saviour of Game, so you requested to be banned in order to stop yourself from logging in, and when I didn't read that post pretty much as soon as you made it, you spammed the main subforum filling it out with multiple threads headed "Please delete my account" till you'd flooded the first page with this nonsense. You PM'd me to apologise ahead of doing this but still did it anyway. The option of just not logging in again if you didn't care for the forum wasn't one you could take?
Then you appeared again a few weeks later as walla, made a couple of posts insulting the forum and various members, requested banned again, and flooded the Discussion forum once more with your flame threads.
And then again a short time after that you reappeared as xtaser announcing,
Quote:
fellow gamers of Scotland
The spicemeister will be deploying his forces in
GLASGOW on 21st and 22nd of June
I may be in the Corinthian

so will happily say hi to our resident newbies
Only thing I ask is if I see any of you guys out, I expect you to be able to approach 9s and 10s, or approach when I tell you to approach. I flat out refuse to hold your hand. More action and less chatting....im only here for 1/2 nights so expect to make a night of it
Final thing: if anyone starts any shit, I will sort you out immediately
Thats about it

Spice out!!!!
P.S I will also be in Edinburgh on Sunday
By this time you'd worn your welcome thin on the forum and received short shrift from members, and in usual fashion, you began once more disrupting discussion with your trade mark oversized, coloured font, troll flames in various threads and insulting board members. So you were banned. This then started a spiral of you creating multiple accounts solely to flood the forum as it was like "crack-cocaine" you claimed to login and behave anti-socially.
At this point you began receiving an automatic ban so the great fun then was to proclaim that you owned the forum, I was your bitch, and you could do as you wish...so I merely instated admin approved accounts and you finally got the boot. Leaving you with the only option to create inactive accounts, suitably insultingly named "VB the gay boy", "Vampire the Virgin" etc, etc the last fortnight. You've created nearly a 100 of these that I've deleted.
You've been banned from scotlair and other forums. Your behaviour and opinions re not just 'game' but general social awareness are, frankly, disturbed. Sort yourself out.