| alright, this is a little routine i like to keep a secret. just cause it's really fun, and if anyone were to ever spread it like wildfire, i would be asked questions, and that would suck. but i will tell you today because it is probally better for the PUA community to know this one. this is a routine i call the...
Bully Police
this is a very simple routine, but you can basically continue it forever, and take up SEVERAL minutes, actually make that hours, maybe even days of time. and you can't run out of material, but in the process you may be able to get anything you want.
it all starts when your target says, or does something mean, in fact, sometimes they don't have to do anything mean, it could be an accident. let's say for example, that they accidently bump into you (keep in mind you know her a little bit, don't try this on a stranger, but you only need a tiny bit of knowledge about her, otherwise it is just weird.) you say, "oh my god, that really hurt... I am going to have to give you a bully mark." they ask what a bully mark is, you say, "it's very simple actually, it's a little game. and every time you do anything mean, i give you a bully mark" for example if i do this, *do what she did to you* that would be a bully mark, got it?"
the funny thing is, you can still 'bully' her. for example, if she says "hey, that's not very nice, you should get a bully mark." you can say, "haha, i am the bully police, i am immune from bully marks!" this adds a fun twist where she has a low value, and you have a high value.
eventually, she might have a high tally of bully marks, you can then say something like, "you know, all of these have been complete warnings, but now i feel you have crossed the bully line. if you get 5 more bully marks, you have to give me something." she asks what she has to give you. you just tell her, "it can be anything, it just has to be worth while, maybe like $5 or a box of chocolates, just something that surprises me."
she will laugh, but she doesn't know that you have her hooked.
you can repeat the 'punishment' process as many times as you want, and each time, it will get better. soon, the surprise will be something such as a kiss, and it just gets better from there my friends."
REMEMBER, the key is to be PLAYFUL.
PLAYFUL. not mean...
PLAYFUL.
noticed how i said the word PLAYFUL?
anyways, i will leave you with that, and if you have any questions you can just ask me.
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