anyways i started trolling a girl using those texts:
Me: i was looking at your facebook and something interesting happened! 4:39 PM
carolyn: Oh ya whats that 4:48 PM
carolyn: Guess it wasnt that interesting LOL 5:11 PM
Me: you woke up my pipi, now is hungry! 5:11 PM
carolyn: Haha! You're a goof! How have you been? 5:11 PM
Me: my name is not goof is latin diesel aka skills 5:17 PM
Me: anyways are you gonna feed my pipi or not 5:17 PM
Me: you started with the pics, you should have never gave me your facebook 5:18 PM
carolyn: You should send me a friend request 5:19 PM
Me: you should get on top 5:19 PM
Me: and ride my beloved starving pipi 5:19 PM
carolyn: Haha! 5:20 PM
Me: in one of the pics you look like an archaeologist! 5:20 PM
carolyn: Arent you in a feisty mood today! 5:21 PM
carolyn: Huh an archaeologist?? 5:21 PM
Me: you definitely look like an archaeologist has anybody ever told you that about one of the pics 5:21 PM
Me: yes you look like you examine large bones 5:22 PM
Me: you want to come examine my bone please is acting up 5:22 PM
carolyn: Haha! And what pic is that? 5:22 PM
Me: who cares i will even piitb 5:24 PM
carolyn: You're too much! Thanks for the laughs though LOL i gotta get ready for work and take care of people with actual ailments now silly

5:24 PM
carolyn: Huh? 5:25 PM
Me: what about my pipi?? wtf you are selfish 5:26 PM
Me: feed my pipi 5:26 PM
carolyn: Nope not at all i'm very caring and giving that is why i'm in nursing and it takes more than text requests to win this woman

5:28 PM
Me: i am not requesting texts i am requeting food for my pipi that you woke up, you started this bs, i was minding my own biz, you woke up my pipi, and now you do not want to put it back to sleep. therefore, you are very selfish 5:31 PM
carolyn: Haha! You were creepin my facebook so i blame you

5:32 PM
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