LOL well played Sir.

This is brilliant..

Great stuff!

I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

dope man i cn do with that

Brilliant routines!

when attraction/seduction has almost been built (you can use it to build or transition into the next) (i use this to transition from attraction almost being finished to the end of seduction, kino is vital to this)

***by now you should have started building attraction, and would be just before escalation in kino***

me: Hey you know what? i think i might make you (tonight/day)'s girlfriend.
HB9: hahaha why only tonight's girlfriend?
Me: well *pause* you're cool, but you have some work to do to proceed to friday or saturday night's girlfriend (modify as you wish)

*** her response here is a good way to gauge her on how attracted she is to you, the normal response i get is: ***

HB9:"awh, why cant i be your girlfriend everyday?"

me: "aha (pause), you have a bit of work to get to there, you haven't earned that privilege just yet."

***move away a little***

***you can use the response to gauge how willing she is to be seduced***

***normal response**
HB9:(seductively) "and how would i do that?"
***if she escalates kino at this point, go for a home run(transition to kiss close is perfect here), else:***
*break kino*
*JOKINGLY* me "well thats for me to know and for you to figure out"

from here try to change the subject, especially if she's eager to find out cause this will normally trigger her to kino escalate you.

this is especially true if,when you've opened, you've used a false/real time constraint.

ive used this a fair number of times and its safe to say its 9/10 effective.

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You know its not to hard to just go up to a girl you like, and just say "Smile!" and use your fingers to push the corners of your mouth up.
best opener I've ever made and used... unfortunately it doesn't work on girls who are already smiling...

will definitely try this one.. thanks

I tried a few of these.

To a girl that was WAAYYYY into me on Friday, but is kinda pushing me away it seems... I'm going to freeze her since she's an intern at my work she sees me often. I will try some sarcastic smart ass funny remarks to see if I can illicit a response when we cross paths though.
Some girl from out of state i've been chatting w/ FYI the apartment thing was actually an accidental text. can't vid chat because she reveals she has a kid lol. oh well she's sent me plenty of nudes and would bang if we every cross paths.

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"Jaguar adults generally meet only to court and mate." -Wikipedia

SIlverjaguar7... I wouldn't say that girl was exactly into you after that conversation...

What to say when you're drunk and you don't feel like saying anything at all:

let's assume her name is katie

"Can I call you Katies?" - You
"Why would you call me that?" - Her
"Because I'm drunk and I see two of you." - You

She: You have answer for everything don't you?
You: Yeh, I've been practising

She: I bet you say that to all girls
You: no, i just the cute ones!

She: What you are doing here?
You: I was here to talk to him\her you are not that special

She: are you calling me fat?
You: no... oh yeh you got me, i was calling you fat. I'm just kidding you have two amazing bodies

(if she has a braid)
You: (grab it) You missed the weapons Lara Croft!

She: I don't like to be ticked!
You: I don't do what people want me to do

She: I like you
You: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

She: today i took an injection
You: That means i can also be infected?

She: "I'm not pretty", say some of these:
you: Yeh you have the worse beautiful green eyes and the worse sexy body that i've ever seen
you: So since you don't like your body, can i keep it?
you: Don't worry, somebody will like you some day (smile)
You: Stop asking for a complement
you: Oh you have to effort more to receive a complement from me
You: I would complement you but I'm afraid that you are not able to handle it
You: You know that i'll just give you 3 complements in your life, so are you sure that you want to waste one right now?
You: (if she's slim) I accept you even knowing that you are fat

(when she's arguing for something playfully)
>You: pffffff short and weak!
>You: Wanna solve this like grown up people?

She: What would you do if you win the lottery?
You: I would buy you a new car, a new par of boobs and i a new house just for you...
She: awww
You: No I'm just joking, i would get a new girl! it's less costly!

She: no i don't have a boyfriend
You: Why, what is your defect?

For goodbyes:
- kisses wherever you want... I just washed my teeth so take advantage on that... but please, don't make me washed it again!

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Some pride for friendzoned guys (extracted by a old true conversation):

She: Look what my boyfriend sent me (some photo or whatever)
You: I would dump him because of that

She: My boyfriend is going to be on my birthday party, wanna come?
You: No, i don't want to make him jealous because my gift might would be grater than his

She: What should i give to my boyfriend?
You: Divorce?

She: wanna see something that i'm doing to my boyfriend
You: Yes, something is telling me that is going to made my day funnier!

She: Wanna come to get to know my boyfriend?
You: No, i don't want him to think I'm cutter and get him jealous

She: Oh i think my boyfriend didn't like my gift
You: So you are bored about what you gave to him? I would love everything you would give to me but i would throw all out to the garbage

You: Let's do something fun?
She: What?
You: Let's jump together throw the bridge, i only have one protection and it's all for me! Adventure!

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Gotta put da cream!

Woah man, ive got information overload haha

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I ain't a player, I'm a winner.

HER: I'm lesbian
YOU: No problem, i have a man-gina that you have never seen

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Gotta put da cream!

(shit test)
SHE: What's your interest in me?
YOU: Oh no! Don't worry, it's just monetary!

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Gotta put da cream!

(trip roleplay + bitch defence = neg)
You: When i win the lottery i'll take you to Brasil in a trip
SHE: bla bla why? (bitch defence)
You: Because i need someone to care my baggage,wash the dishes, make my dinner, etc!

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Gotta put da cream!